Baked Beans

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Once upon a time there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, he adored them, he yearned for them. But they always caused him a great deal of embarrassment shortly after eating them.

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One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he realized she might be even more embarrassed and humiliated by his addiction to baked beans. He decided to make the supreme sacrifice and give up his beloved baked beans. A short time later they were married.

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Some months later, on his way home from work, his car broke down. He was not too far from home so he decided to leave the car and walk the rest of the way. He passed a small roadside cafe and decided to call his wife and tell her that he would be late for supper. As he entered the cafe, the smell of baked beans overwhelmed him. He still had several miles to go, and decided that he could walk off any after-effects before reaching home. Before he knew it, he had eaten three large plates of baked beans. Even as he left the cafe, the effects began to be felt. He pooted up a hill, and poot-pooted down the other side. As he grew closer to home, the frequency and forcefulness diminished greatly, and he felt reasonably safe.

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Just as he reached his home, however, he felt a great rumbling inside and was seized with a terrible urgency. As he waited just outside his front door to release one last effort, his wife threw open the door. She excitedly exclaimed, “Darling, I have made the most wonderful surprise dinner for you.”

She blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the head of the table. Just as she was ready to remove the blindfold, the phone rang. She made him promise not to peek until she returned and went to answer the phone.

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When she had gone, he seized the opportunity, shifted his weight to one leg and loudly broke wind. It was not only loud, but as ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he took his napkin

and began to fan the air about him. He just started feeling better when he felt another urge. He again raised one leg and let her rip. It sounded like a tuba and smelled so bad that he started gagging. He fanned until his arms ached. Things had just about returned to normal when he felt another powerful

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The Only Ones‏

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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the
Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung
over and tired, he finally nods off.

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The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his
apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon,
the preacher decides to make an example of him.

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He says to his congregation, “All those wishing to have a place
in heaven, please stand.”

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The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.

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Then the preacher says even more loudly, “And he who would like

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The Voice Activated Radio

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            I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

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And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn’t get the radio to work.

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The salesman explained that the radio was voice Activated.

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‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’

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‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’
Came from The speakers.

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Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘
Georgia On My Mind’ replaced Willie Nelson.

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I drove away happy, and for the next few days, Every
Time I’d say, ‘Beethoven,’

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I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.

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Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck,

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Beauty with a Purpose

Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
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Jamaica’s 

“Miss World 1976″

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 Jamaican beauty, “Miss World 1976″, Cindy Breakspeare,  as she appeared on the cover of the Miss World 1977 Souvenir Program

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Jazz musician and Miss World 1976 Cindy Breakspeare is the mother of Bob Marley’s son Damian Robert Nesta “Junior Gong” Marley (born July 21, 1978 in Kingston, Jamaica).   He grew up to become a three time Grammy-winning reggae artist.

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Stunning Cindy Breakspeare in official “Miss World” regalia in 1976

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Elegant Cindy Breakspeare attending “Miss World 50th Anniversary” in London, 2000

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FINGER-LICKIN’ GOOD ~ THOUGHT FOOD!

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“One good thing about music,

when it hits you,

you feel no pain”

- Bob Marley

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Hit Me With Music !!!

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Damian   Marley

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Damian Robert Nesta “Junior Gong” Marley (born July 21, 1978), is a reggae artist, a humanitarian, and the youngest son of the late reggae legend Bob Marley. He has won three Grammy awards.

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Damian was two years old when his father died; he is the only child born to Marley and Cindy Breakspeare, Miss World 1976. Damian’s nickname Junior Gong is derived from his father’s nickname of Tuff Gong. Damian has been performing since the age of 13. He shares, along with most of the Marley family, a full-time career in music. Unlike his brothers and sisters, however, his musical specialty is “toasting”, a Jamaican vocal technique that is a predecessor to rapping.

 

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Personal life and beliefs

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Born as Damian Marley, he was nicknamed “Jr. Gong” in honor of his legendary father, Bob “Tuff Gong” Marley. He has 13-half siblings total; 11 on his father’s side and 2 on his mother’s side. Damian was only two years old when his father died, killed by the spread of melanoma to his

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