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A Jamaican man was making love to his woman for the first time.
He suddenly screamed and ran out of the room. He came back with a glass of water and poured it
in on the woman’s vagina.
Frightened, she shouted “Wot da Hell Ya Do Dat Faw?”
The man answered, ‘Bumba clot, ratid, dis ting too sweet man, me ha fi dilute it, rememba I is a diabetic!’
February 16th, 2012 at 1:59 pm
Deh joke yah bad
February 16th, 2012 at 3:42 pm
Yah mon, eh baddd mon (lol)!
Dis yah joke tek life!!!!!!!!
Raise da roof (lmao)!
Call mi a taxi… Puhleeeeze!
Ma ribs hurt…
I’m in stitches, 4real !!!
February 21st, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Dwl funny as hell.
February 21st, 2012 at 8:08 pm
Yup, a whole bellyful of laughs 4real !!! lol