Blonde Easter

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Little angel holding Easter daffodils by IronRodArt - Royce Bair

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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.

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St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”

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The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”

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“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”

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The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”

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St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”

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The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”

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Comments (2) Apr 01 2010

Two Brazilian Men

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Skydiving.jpg Skydiving image by Jadefalcon1337

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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,

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“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”

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The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing

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“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”

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Comments (0) Mar 06 2010

Stairway to Laughter

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stairway.jpg Stairway to Heaven image by godsrose123

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A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.

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They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.

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The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it’s own joke.

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The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.

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Comments (0) Mar 06 2010

Flying Blonde

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First Air 727-100 by caribb

A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats.

When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, “Your ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move.”

To which the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to

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Comments (0) May 26 2009

6 Degrees of Blonde

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FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,listened a moment And said ‘How should I know,that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife said, ‘I don’t know, Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’

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SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on The sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the Mirror and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde Says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’

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THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, So she goes out and

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Comments (0) Apr 24 2009

Smart Blonde

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A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

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Comments (0) Apr 19 2009