Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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Apr 12 2009
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Tags: Africa, airport, art, blonde, butt, cat, dictionary, doctor, dog, eyes, flight, fool, funny, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, letter, man, medication, medicine, moron, nurse, others, patient, penis, physician, plane, rectum, religion, smiles, specialist, surgeon, task, woman, words, work
Artery………….Study of paintings
Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails
Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section….District in Rome
Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty
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Apr 09 2009
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Tags: blonde, cat, color, colors, companion, cop, dog, dumb, farmer, fool, funny, hair, hairstyle, home, House, humor, idiot, jail, jokes, laughter, man, Mathematics, moron, officer, partner, patrolman, police, prison, sheriff, smiles, sound, stupid, trooper, voice, woman
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunettes.
So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came
to the farm house one of the cops saw the sacks, the officer yells, “There’s just three burlap sacks in here!” To which his partner replies, “Then kick them just to be sure it’s not them hiding”.
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Mar 08 2009
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Tags: art, artist, blonde, car, career, destination, eyes, finger, fingers, fool, funny, highway, humor, idiot, job, jokes, journey, labor, language, laughter, man, money, moron, oil, pencil, perception, road, smiles, stupid, task, test, tool, tools, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, vehicle, woman, words, work
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ’What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..’ She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. Read More
Mar 07 2009
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Tags: attendant, blonde, boss, car, employee, employer, fool, funny, humor, idiot, job, jokes, laughter, license, smiles, task, traffic, vehicle, work
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
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She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the
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Mar 07 2009
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Tags: age, blonde, bridge, car, color, colors, country, destination, dog, era, exam, eyes, fool, funny, hair, highway, history, humor, idiot, jokes, journey, laughter, license, man, Mathematics, moment, moron, path, perception, period, play, quiz, reason, road, sheep, shepherd, smiles, stupid, test, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, vehicle, woman
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Feb 23 2009