Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Funny Poetry, Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: child, father, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, parent, style, treat
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Jamaican Jokes
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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Posted: under Friendship Poetry, Funny Poetry.
Tags: attention, celebration, chores, dishes, friends, fun, internet, online, today
I don’t want to do the dishes,
I don’t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
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I don’t wanna clean the pots,
I don’t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: food, funny, humor, laughter, sleep, smiles
Now I lay me down to sleep,The king-size bed looks soft and deep…
I’ll move right into the center groove
So my humans can hardly move!
I’ve trapped their legs,
they’re tucked in tight
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: competition, expression, feelings, funny, love, poem, rhyme, romance
Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.
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These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .
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Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother
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Feb 15 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: funny, poem, rose, Valentine's Day
Roses are red and Violets are blue,
I didn’t buy you anything
’cause to be honest,
I really don’t like you.
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Feb 14 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: funny, happiness, life, love, marriage, poem
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE;
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
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PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.