Nursery Rhymes - Jamaican Style

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Humpty Dumpty by Apt3Photography

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Jamaican Jokes

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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .

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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Comments (0) Mar 08 2010

Things to Do Today

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I don’t want to do the dishes,
I don’t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!

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I don’t wanna clean the pots,
I don’t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!

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Comments (0) Apr 03 2009

A Cat’s Prayer

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Now I lay me down to sleep,The king-size bed looks soft and deep…

I’ll move right into the center groove

So my humans can hardly move!

I’ve trapped their legs,

they’re tucked in tight

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Comments (0) Mar 07 2009

Harsh Love Poems

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Nothing can express how you feel better than a poem.

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the
most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

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Comments (1) Feb 15 2009

Unhappy Valentine’s Day

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Roses are red and Violets are blue,
I didn’t buy you anything
’cause to be honest,
I really don’t like you.

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Comments (0) Feb 14 2009

Redneck Love Poem

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SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE;
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.

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PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.

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Comments (0) Feb 14 2009