Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: bliss, child, couple, family, funny, happiness, humor, husband, joy, laughter, life, love, marriage, mother, parents, redneck, smiles, spouse, wife
SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE,
SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE;
SHE WAS SO HAPPY ‘BOUT IT ALL
SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO.
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PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL,
YOU’LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER.
I’D JUST AS SOON YO’ MA DON’T KNOW,
BUT JOE IS YO’ HALF BROTHER.
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: age, car, diamonds, dog, fragrance, funny, gift, humor, laughter, life, love, man, odor, perfume, present, pride, redneck, romance, scent, smiles, taste, teeth, Valentine's Day, vehicle, woman
.
Kudzu is green,
My dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky,
To have a sweet thang like you.
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Your hair is like cornsilk,
A-flappin’ in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s,
And without all them fleas.
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You move like the bass,
Which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales,
But I luv you anyway.
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You have all your teeth,
For which I am proud;
I hold my head high,
When we’re in a crowd.
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Feb 13 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: age, blessings, bliss, cake, carrot, carrots, cheer, cheese, christmas, cold, companion, couple, diet, dinner, eggnog, eggs, era, exercise, fashion, food, fruit, fruits, funny, gratitude, happiness, history, holiday, holidays, home, House, humor, husband, ice, joy, laughter, life, man, Mathematics, meal, meat, new year, others, partner, party, period, rum, smiles, snow, spouse, style, taste, thankfulness, time, treats, veggie, veggies, war, weight, wife, wine, winter, wishes, woman
‘Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house,
Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse.
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I’d taste,
At the holiday parties had gone to my waist.
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
Jan 28 2009
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: kitchen, leftovers, meat, stuffing, Thanksgiving, turkey
‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving,
but I just couldn’t sleep…
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.
The leftovers beckoned…the dark meat and white,
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: age, air, arm, arms, author, body, bridge, butt, color, colors, destination, elderly, era, eyes, fart, friends, friendship, funny, gas, gold, grown ups, growth, hand, hands, health, heart, highway, history, home, House, humor, jar, jokes, journey, laughter, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, man, memory, morning, movement, others, period, rectum, road, seniors, size, sleep, smiles, teeth, television, time, travel, trip, vision, wind, woman
If you remember when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you’re getting broader
But your shrinking in your height
…
If before you go to bed
Your teeth go in a jar
And you forget what you’re doing
Before you’ve gone too far
…
If your bladder gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the morning
And you look an awful sight
…
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Oct 09 2008
Posted: under "Life is precious handle with PRAYER!", Funny Poetry.
Tags: elderly, funny, health, humor, laughter, man, prayer, seniors, sleep, smiles, thankfulness, woman, youth
Now I lay me down to sleep.
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
…
Please no wrinkles,
Please no bags,
Please lift my butt,
Before it sags.
…
Please no age spots,
Please no gray,
And as for my belly,
Please take it away.
…
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Oct 02 2008