I Love My Job

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I love my Job
I love my Job, I love the Pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my Boss; he’s the best!
I love his boss and all the rest.
I love my Office and its location -
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
and the paper that piles up every day!
I love my chair in my padded Cell!
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my Peers -
I love their leers and jeers and sneers.
I love my Computer and all its Software;
I hug it often though it doesn’t care…
I love each Program and every File,
I try to understand once in a while!!
I’m happy to be here, I am I am;
I’m the happiest Slave of my uncle Sam.

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Comments (0) Sep 27 2008

Sick Day

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I’m feeling sick and getting worse.
I think I’d better see the nurse.
I’m sure I should go home today.
It could be fatal if I stay.
I’m nauseated, nearly ill.

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I have a fever and a chill.
I have a cold. I have the flu.
I’m turning green and pink and blue.
I have the sweats. I have the shakes,
a stuffy nose, and bellyaches.

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My knees are weak. My vision’s blurred.
My throat is sore. My voice is slurred.
I’m strewn with head lice, ticks, and mites.
I’m covered in mosquito bites.

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Comments (0) Aug 14 2008

Redneck Valentine

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Collards is green,
my dog’s name is Blue
And I’m so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue’s
and without all them fleas.

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You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain’t got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo’re as satisfy’n as okry
jist a-fry’n in the pan.
Yo’re as fragrant as “snuff”
right out of the can.

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You have some’a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we’re out in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I’m in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

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Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

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Comments (0) Aug 13 2008

TV Poem—WORLDLY VERSION OF 23 PSALMS‏

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TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.

It alloweth me to lie down in my reclining chair.

It leadeth me beside Luke and Laura.

It entertaineth my soul.

It leadeth me thru many a dull afternoon-

for the advertiser’s sake.

Yea, though I walk thru the valley

of the shadow of boredom, I will fear no evil.

For thou, TV, art with me.

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Comments (0) Aug 10 2008

FUNNY GRANNY

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MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY
GRANNY WANTS TO PLAY
MO’ PAIN IN THE WAY
ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY

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PAIN, PAIN GO AWAY
COME AGAIN ANOTHER DAY
STAY FUNNY GRANNY STAY
AND PLAY, PLAY, PLAY

(c) Marvelous

Comments (0) Aug 10 2008

“Washing Dishes”

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Guess what, a drunk ate dinner at a trendy restaurant
in the Village and was unable to pay his bill….
Yup, po’ homeboy had to wash dishes in the kitchen
to write it off….

Read it fasssst…..to get the fun and rhythm !!!
Enjoy!

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~ “Washing Dishes” ~

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Go Shrek
Look so chic
Washing dishes
Against your wishes
If you can’t
Pay your bill
Wash you must

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Comments (0) Jul 24 2008