Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Funny Poetry, Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: child, father, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, parent, style, treat
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Jamaican Jokes
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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, granny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, lessons
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Lessons From Granny
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1. Ant follow fat, fat drown ant (Shows the negative effect of greed)
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2. Bad ting nuh hab owner (No one ever owns up to a bad deed)
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3. You nebber see empty bag tan up (If you are hungry you cannot work)
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4. Nuh put youself in a barrel when match-box can hol’ you (Do not pretend to be more important than you are)
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5. De Lard gib beard a them nuh hab chin fe wear eh (Some people have advantages that they cannot make use of)
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6. Wha sweet a mout sometime hot a belly (First impressions are often wrong)
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7. Big blanket mek man sleep late (Luxury encourages idleness)
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: champagne, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, restaurant, wine, woman
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A Jamaican guy enters a resturant and while sitting at his table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. he calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of the most expensive champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it she will be his.
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The waiter gets the bottle and quickly takes it over to the young lady, saying that it’s from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note back to the Jamaican, the note reads…
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: elderly, funny, granny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes
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… Yuh wing soon clip
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… Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow
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… Puss an dawg nuh have de same luck
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… Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad
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… Dawg know who fi bite and duppy know who fi frighten
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… Chicken merry! Hawk deh near
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… Yuh head faver someting whey johncrow draw brakes ina
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Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: cop, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jewelry, jokes, phone, police
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A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck
speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he’s about to come out of
his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to
call 911.
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When the police arrives, the Jamaican man explains what happened.
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "DID YOU KNOW", "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: ability, awards, doctor, education, examination, family, Jamaican, job, medal, message, research, scholarship, scientist, summer, system, thought, world
Jamaican-born scientist making strides in nerve research
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Who would have thought that a little girl from Darliston in Westmoreland would turn out to be a First World scientist who may have discovered a new way to repair damaged nerves?
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Now living in Canada, Jamaican-born Dr Patrice Smith and her colleagues at Harvard have discovered a way to repair damaged nerves by allowing the adult brain to respond to repair signals that are induced after injury.
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Dr Smith explained to Flair in an interview, that as we get older, we
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Mar 08 2010