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Mi hate when mi go a weddin and di ol’ people dem a
jook mi inna mi side an seh
“a yuh nex, a yuh nex”.
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May 08 2012
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Tags: activity, clothing, designer, dialect, dumb, exercise, fashion, fool, fruit, fruits, funny, girl, granny, hilarious, home, House, humor, idiot, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, moron, mother, mother-in-law, patois, plant, plants, silly, smiles, stupid, style, sugar, surprise, treats, vernacular, words
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A girl came home with a bag of mangoes. Her mother said,
“Gal, didn’t I tell you not to climb dat tree?”
“The boys will see your panty.”
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The girl replied,
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Apr 15 2012
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Tags: exam, funny, hilarious, home, House, humor, Jamaican, jokes, laughter, lovemaking, man, morning, pig, quiz, sex, sleep, smiles, test, woman
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A man and a woman were having sex when the woman asked if she could have the man’s pig.
The man said, “Yes, in the morning.”
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When they got out of bed and went outside she asked if she could have the pig now.
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Apr 04 2012
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Tags: age, aid, anxiety, bank, belief, brain, bridge, burden, care, caring, check, community, compassion, contribution, cross, decision, depression, destination, dialect, donation, era, exam, example, exercise, eyes, faith, funds, funny, gift, God, heart, highway, hilarious, history, home, hope, House, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, language, laughter, legs, letter, listening, load, loan, love, mail, man, mind, model, money, neighbor, office, others, pain, path, patois, pencil, period, prayer, present, quiz, reading, road, robber, role model, sharing, smiles, spirit, stress, struggles, surprise, test, thief, thought, time, token, traffic, travel, trial, trials, trip, trust, vernacular, village, weight, woman, wonder, words, worries, worry
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A man became desperate after praying to God to help him. Not seeing any help coming to him he decided to write to God instead.
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He wrote, “Gad mi tiad fi pray an yuh nah ansa mi. Sumtime mi wanda if yuh caan hear mi. Suh mi tink it betta fi mi write yuh caa mi kno yuh wi read it.
Gad mi bruk an only a beg yuh 3 tousand dallas. Tanx!”
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He went to the post office and mailed his letter to
Heaven District, Heaven P.O.
The post mistress not knowing where to send the letter decided to read it.
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Moved by it, all the workers contributed money but could only arrive at 2500 dollars. Regardless,
they sent it to the man
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A few weeks later he picked up his mail at the post office, rushed home and was shocked to find only Read More
Mar 08 2012
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Tags: cat, child, children, choice, dad, dialect, dinner, exam, father, father-in-law, food, funny, goat, granny, hilarious, home, House, humor, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, meal, meat, mother, mother-in-law, noise, patois, pussy, quiz, smiles, son, sound, surprise, test, treats, vagina, vernacular, voice, words
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A woman cooked goat meat but didn’t tell the kids what it was.
They asked for a clue and she told them it was dad’s favorite.
The son screamed,
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Mar 08 2012
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Tags: age, companion, couple, diabetes, diabetic, dialect, dreadlocks, era, funny, glasses, health, hilarious, history, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, love, lovemaking, man, memory, noise, partner, patois, penis, period, pussy, rasta, rastafarian, rivers, sex, short, smiles, sound, stream, sugar, time, vagina, vernacular, voice, water, woman, words
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A Jamaican man was making love to his woman for the first time.
He suddenly screamed and ran out of the room. He came back with a glass of water and poured it
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Feb 15 2012