Joke Time!

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A man asks his wife “How many men have you slept with?”

She proudly replies, “Only you, darling. With the others, I was awake!!”

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Comments (0) Jan 09 2013

“Panda”

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A Panda bear walks into a restaurant. He orders the special and eats it. After eating, he pulls out a pistol, kills the waiter and starts to walk out the door.

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The owner of the restaurant says, “Hey, what are you doing? You come in here, you kill my waiter and walk away without saying a word. I don’t understand.”

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The Panda says, “Look it up in the dictionary,” and walks out the door.

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So the owner gets out a dictionary and looks under the heading “Panda”.

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Comments (0) Dec 09 2012

CHICKEN SOUP

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“Dad, I don’t want to go to school today.” said the boy.

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“Why not, son?”

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“Well, one of the chicken on the school farm died last week and we had chicken soup for lunch the next day. Then three days ago one of the pigs died and we had roast pork the next day.”

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“But why don’t you want to go today?”

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Comments (0) Dec 07 2012

‘Just the cutest thing!’

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When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him a little cup of tea, which was just water, of course.

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After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, ‘Just the cutest thing!’

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My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.

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She watches him drink it up and then says,

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Comments (0) Dec 06 2012

Gotchu…!

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I know 10 things about you:

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1)      You are reading this.

2)      You are human.

3)      You cant say the letter “P” without separating your lips.

4)       You just attempted to do it.

6)       You are laughing at yourself.

7)       You have a smile on your face and you skipped no. 5

8)       You just checked to see if there is a no. 5

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Comments (0) Apr 26 2012

“Do you really remember me?”

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When the patient was wheeled into the delivery room,
she told me, “I remember you from the last time I
gave birth.”

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I was thrilled, especially since it had been a few
years. “Do you really remember me?” I asked, milking
it.

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Comments (0) Mar 08 2012