Homesick

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Scania truck, Lastwagen, Vogel trucking, 16. Internationales Trucker & Country Festival, Interlaken, Juni 2009 by Polo Scher

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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside of London. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwich!”

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The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you

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Comments (0) Mar 07 2010

An Act of Charity

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Offering advice by WayneGrayson.

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.

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After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and noticed that someone had contributed a $1,000 bill. He was so excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation, and said he’d like to personally thank the person who had placed the money in the plate.

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A very quiet, elderly, saintly widow shyly raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come
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Comments (0) Aug 09 2009

Blind Date

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z101493844.jpg Blind Date image by inlove2u_1992

 Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”

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Comments (0) Jul 28 2009

Are You Having Fun Yet?‏

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It's Funtime! by dannysquid

Plato said that work should be play. Some airline employees have taken his injunction seriously. After landing, one flight attendant announced, “Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.” There’s a flight attendant who knows how to turn her work into play.

She may have been the same one who, as the passengers disembarked from the aircraft, announced, “Last one off the plane must clean it.”

A British insurance agent has fun with the accident reports he reads from some of his clients. Like the one who wrote: “I started to slow down but the traffic was more

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Comments (0) Jun 20 2009

Out of Business

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Library Tour 2008 030 by dpcshots

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the

similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who

had her number for years, asked the owner of the company

to have the number changed. He refused. The calls kept

coming day and night.

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Comments (0) May 27 2009

Heart Surgeon

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Jerry was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Samuel Kaiser, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Jerry, who was somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, “Hey Kaiser. Is dat you? Come over here a minute.”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Jerry was working on the car. Jerry, in a loud voice that all could hear, said argumentatively, “So Mr. fancy doctor, look

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Comments (0) May 14 2009