Gotchu…!

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I know 10 things about you:

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1)      You are reading this.

2)      You are human.

3)      You cant say the letter “P” without separating your lips.

4)       You just attempted to do it.

6)       You are laughing at yourself.

7)       You have a smile on your face and you skipped no. 5

8)       You just checked to see if there is a no. 5

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Comments (0) Apr 26 2012

“Do you really remember me?”

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When the patient was wheeled into the delivery room,
she told me, “I remember you from the last time I
gave birth.”

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I was thrilled, especially since it had been a few
years. “Do you really remember me?” I asked, milking
it.

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Comments (0) Mar 08 2012

A li’l humor

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Mom, what are you cooking??

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It’s bean soup!

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Comments (0) Mar 08 2012

Darwin Awards for 2011

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The Darwins are out !!!!  

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Yes … it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are  
  bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. 

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  Here is the glorious winner: 

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  1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim    
  during a hold-up in Long Beach , California  would-be robber James      
  Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the    
  barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.   

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  And now, the honorable mentions:         

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  2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting    
  machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his    
  insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its  
  men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a  
  finger. The chef’s claim was approved.   

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  3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car      
  during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman  
  had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.  

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  4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver  
  found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting    
  from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his            
  incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone  
  waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the      
  mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable 
  and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3  
  days.      

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  5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head 
  wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the  
  injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close 
  he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

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  6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the        
  counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,    
  the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which  
  the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and    
  fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he  
  got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives    
  you money, is a crime committed?]    

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  7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that 
  he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some  
  booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his  

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Comments (0) Feb 06 2012

Go… Get yo laugh on !!!

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If you’re ever caught sleeping on the job…

slowly raise your head and say –

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Comments (0) Nov 16 2011

Laughter….

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Add a teaspoon of it

To your diet each day 

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My sister said its so cold where she is

that she saw a lawyer with his hands

in his own pockets……..brrrrrrr!

 

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Its been said that 95% of drivers skidding on snow slickened roads say,

 ”Oh my God”.  The other 5% are from Buffalo, NY and say,

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Comments (0) Oct 29 2011