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	<description>"Go ahead infect the whole world with your smile one person at a time"</description>
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		<title>Bank Loan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 23:21:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[  Y.E.onDOMReady(show_notes_initially);  
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
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‘Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.’
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Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smiles . . . Smiles . . . Smiles . . . . . . !!!!!</title>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/20/smiles-smiles-smiles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:07:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ &#8211;  perpetually tipsy diva Mariah Carey and former supermodel Iman &#8211;
            Y.E.onDOMReady(show_notes_initially);  
Mariah Carey in Capri, Italy
December 28, 2009
Donna Karan gown
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Iman at benefit gala in New York, February 10            Y.E.onDOMReady(show_notes_initially);  
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~&#8221;"~ 
&#8220;O, the sweet smell of success!&#8221;

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		<title>Good Salesman</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:52:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
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The kid says,”Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short St. Patrick’s Day Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:30:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy. 
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Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short. 
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Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class! 
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Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Terminal Irish Man</title>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/terminal-irish-man/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:11:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you…you have the cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Irish Drunk Driver</title>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/irish-drunk-driver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:39:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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On Saint Patrick’s Day, an Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulled him over.“So,” said the cop to the driver, “Where have you been?”“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two Irishmen at a Pub</title>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/two-irishmen-at-a-pub/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!
Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>9 Jokes That Can Be Told In Church‏</title>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/14/9-jokes-that-can-be-told-in-church%e2%80%8f/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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1. Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Knots Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 23:20:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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Dear God,
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Please untie the knots
that are in my mind,
my heart and my life.
Remove the have nots,
the can nots and the do nots
that I have in my mind.
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Erase the will nots,
may nots, and
might nots that find
a home in my heart.
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Release me from the could nots,
would nots and should nots

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		<title>Church Meeting</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Mar 2010 22:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Queen Bee</dc:creator>
		
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
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After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss [...]]]></description>
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