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	<description>"Go ahead infect the whole world with your smile one person at a time"</description>
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		<title>Good Salesman</title>
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A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
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The kid says,”Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota.” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/good-salesman/</link>
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		<title>Short St. Patrick’s Day Jokes</title>
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Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy. 
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Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short. 
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Q: Why do leprechauns have pots o’gold?
A: They like to “go” first class! 
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Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/short-st-patrick%e2%80%99s-day-jokes/</link>
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		<title>Terminal Irish Man</title>
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An Irishman named Murphy went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Murphy in the eye and said, “I’ve got some bad news for you…you have the cancer and it can’t be cured. I’d give you two weeks to a month.” Murphy, shocked and saddened by [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/terminal-irish-man/</link>
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		<title>Irish Drunk Driver</title>
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On Saint Patrick’s Day, an Irishman who had a little too much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulled him over.“So,” said the cop to the driver, “Where have you been?”“Why, I’ve been to the pub of course,” slurs the drunk.
“Well,” [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/irish-drunk-driver/</link>
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		<title>Two Irishmen at a Pub</title>
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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
“Why of course,” comes the reply.
The first man then asks: “Where are you from?”
“I’m from Ireland,” replies the second man.
The first man responds: “You don’t say, I’m from Ireland too!
Let’s have another round to Ireland.”
“Of [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/17/two-irishmen-at-a-pub/</link>
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		<title>9 Jokes That Can Be Told In Church‏</title>
		<description><![CDATA[    Y.E.onDOMReady(show_notes_initially);  
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1. Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?” “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.” The child thought about this for a moment then said, “So why [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/14/9-jokes-that-can-be-told-in-church%e2%80%8f/</link>
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		<title>The Knots Prayer</title>
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Dear God,
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Please untie the knots
that are in my mind,
my heart and my life.
Remove the have nots,
the can nots and the do nots
that I have in my mind.
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Erase the will nots,
may nots, and
might nots that find
a home in my heart.
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Release me from the could nots,
would nots and should nots

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		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/14/the-knots-prayer/</link>
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		<title>Church Meeting</title>
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There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck.
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After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the Congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/14/church-meeting/</link>
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		<title>Britain&#8217;s Brainiest Family is . . . .</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ .   .   .   .   Black and Has 9-Year-Old 
High School-Bound Twins


Paula and Peter Imafidon are just like any other 9-year-olds. They love laughing, playing on the computer and fighting with each other. What sets these twins apart from their peers, though, is that they are, hands down, prodigies who are about to enter high school [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/14/britains-brainiest-family-is/</link>
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		<title>A movie that will touch your heart&#8230;‏</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What is the greatest gift you&#8217;ll ever give&#8230;or receive? 
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It might surprise you, but just Click Here to find out in this unforgettable 3 minute movie.
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