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	<title>Net Miles Of Smiles</title>
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	<description>"Go ahead infect the whole world with your smile one person at a time"</description>
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		<title>Nursery Rhymes - Jamaican Style</title>
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Jamaican Jokes
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Mary had a likkle lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes down quite a treat,
with rice and hard dough bread .
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Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to de fair.
Said Simple Simon to de Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said de Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you fool whappin, you a hidiot!!
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Humpty Dumpty sat [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/08/nursery-rhymes-jamaican-style-2/</link>
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		<title>Homework Assignment</title>
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Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence ..*
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1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.
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2. Dictate – My girfriend say my dictate good.
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3. Catacomb – I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/07/homework-assignment/</link>
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		<title>Granny Knows Best!!!!</title>
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 Lessons From Granny
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1. Ant follow fat, fat drown ant (Shows the negative effect of greed)

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2. Bad ting nuh hab owner (No one ever owns up to a bad deed)
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3. You nebber see empty bag tan up (If you are hungry you cannot work)

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4. Nuh put youself in a barrel when match-box can hol&#8217; you (Do [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/07/granny-knows-best/</link>
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		<title>A bottle of champagne</title>
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A Jamaican guy enters a resturant and while sitting at his table he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table alone. he calls the waiter over and asks for a bottle of the most expensive champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it she will be his.
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The waiter gets [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/07/a-bottle-of-champagne/</link>
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		<title>Mi Granny Always Used To Seh &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[ 
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&#8230; Yuh wing soon clip

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&#8230; Yuh mus be tink seh mi born behind cow
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&#8230; Puss an dawg nuh have de same luck

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&#8230; Learn fi dance a yard before yuh go abroad
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&#8230; Dawg know who fi bite and duppy know who fi frighten
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&#8230; Chicken merry! Hawk deh near
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&#8230; Yuh head faver someting whey johncrow draw brakes ina

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		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/07/mi-granny-always-used-to-seh/</link>
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		<title>Homesick</title>
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A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside of London. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says, &#8220;I want your ugliest woman and a cheese sandwich!&#8221; 
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The Madam is astonished. &#8220;But sir, for that kind of money you 

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		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/07/homesick/</link>
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		<title>The Accident</title>
		<description><![CDATA[  

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 A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck
speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he&#8217;s about to come out of
his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to
call 911. 
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When the police arrives, the Jamaican man [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/07/the-accident/</link>
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		<title>Deer Camp</title>
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Seven guys were at deer camp. Three had to bunk two to a room.
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No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
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The first night, John slept [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/06/deer-camp/</link>
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		<title>Two Brazilian Men</title>
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
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“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
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The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
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“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
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		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/06/two-brazilian-men/</link>
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		<title>TODAY’S QUOTE</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no
time and effort searching for peace and contentment
and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is
no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving.
Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume
you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops
on yourself.&#8221; 
- Og [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://netmilesofsmiles.com/blog/2010/03/06/today%e2%80%99s-quote-2/</link>
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