Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: accident, advice, car, control, life, link, tips, vehicle, video
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For all those who remember the days of pumping our brakes and for those who don’t, this is truly worth watching.
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Excellent video . . . this could save your life!
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This is a Consumer Reports video about how to stop a car that is accelerating out of control.
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It applies to all new cars, not just Toyotas, and is probably a good idea for everyone to watch.
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Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: accident, advice, age, aim, air, anger, babies, baby, beacon, beauty, belief, bell, bells, Bible, blessings, bliss, bouquet, breath, bridge, brilliance, burden, cancer, candle, candles, care, cemetery, challenge, check, Christ, clerk, cloud, clouds, cold, color, colors, comfort, Comforter, companion, concentration, couple, courage, creek, cross, cure, dad, depression, destination, divorce, doctor, drugs, encouragement, era, exam, experience, eyes, faith, family, father, feeling, feelings, fire, flame, florist, flowers, focus, force, friends, friendship, funds, gas, gem, gems, genuine, ghost, glory, goal, God, goodness, grace, gratitude, guidance, gynecologist, hair, hairstyle, happiness, healing, health, heart, highway, history, holiday, holidays, home, House, husband, ice, inspiration, Jesus, journey, joy, King, language, laughter, learning, lesson, letter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, load, Lord, love, mail, man, marriage, Mathematics, might, mind, moment, money, mountain, noise, obituary, ocean, others, pain, partner, path, perfection, period, phone, physician, power, prayer, promise, quiz, rain, rainbow, reading, Redeemer, rivers, rose, roses, Savior, sea, shape, shapes, sheep, shepherd, size, smiles, son, sound, source, specialist, spouse, spring, stream, strength, stress, struggles, sunshine, surgeon, surprise, teaching, test, thankfulness, Thanksgiving, thorn, thorns, thought, time, tips, torch, touch, travel, treasure, trials, tribulation, trip, triumph, triumphs, truck, trust, truth, vacation, value, vehicle, victory, voice, water, weight, wife, wind, woman, wonder, words, worries, worry
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The Blessing Of Thorns
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Sandra felt as low as the heels of her shoes as she pushed
against a November gust and the florist shop door. Her life had
been easy, like a spring breeze. Then in the fourth month of
her second pregnancy, a minor automobile accident stole her
ease.
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During this Thanksgiving week she would have delivered a son.
She grieved over her loss. As if that weren’t enough, her
husband’s company threatened a transfer. Then her sister, whose
annual holiday visit she coveted, called saying she could not
come.
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What’s worse, Sandra’s friend infuriated her by suggesting her
grief was a God-given path to maturity that would allow her to
empathize with others who suffer. “She has no idea what I’m
feeling,” thought Sandra with a shudder.
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“Thanksgiving? Thankful for what?” she wondered aloud. For a
careless driver whose truck was hardly scratched when he rear-
ended her? For an airbag that saved her life but took that of
her child?
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“Good afternoon, can I help you?”
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The shop clerk’s approach startled her.
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“I….I need an arrangement, “stammered Sandra. “For
Thanksgiving?
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Do you want beautiful but ordinary, or would you like to
challenge the day with a customer favorite I call the
Thanksgiving Special?” asked the shop clerk.
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“I’m convinced that flowers tell stories,” she continued.
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“Are you looking for something that conveys ‘gratitude’ this
Thanksgiving?
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“Not exactly!” Sandra blurted out. “In the last five months,
everything that could go wrong has gone wrong. ” Sandra
regretted her outburst, and was surprised when the shop clerk
said, “I have the perfect arrangement for you.”
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Then the door’s small bell rang, and the shop clerk said, “Hi
Barbara…let me get your order.” She politely excused herself
and walked toward a small workroom, then quickly reappeared,
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Apr 06 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, Bunny, Easter, funny, hilarious, jokes, man, woman
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A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.
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The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.
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The driver felt guilty and began to cry.
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A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
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“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? ”
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The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: accident, car, cop, dialect, funny, gold, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jewelry, jokes, language, laughter, man, officer, patois, patrolman, phone, police, road, sheriff, smiles, trooper, vehicle, vernacular, words
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A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck
speeding down the street crashes into his door just as he’s about to come out of
his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to
call 911.
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When the police arrives, the Jamaican man explains what happened.
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: accident, blonde, Brazil, Brazilian, cemetery, companion, couple, eyes, fool, funny, ghost, humor, husband, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, moron, partner, plane, smiles, spouse, time, water, wife, words
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
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“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
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The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
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“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: accident, age, blonde, brunette, car, cemetery, devil, era, exam, exercise, fool, funny, ghost, Heaven, history, humor, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, Mathematics, moron, perception, period, redhead, satan, smiles, sound, stairs, stairway, stupid, test, time, vehicle, voice, words
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A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.
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They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.
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The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it’s own joke.
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The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.
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Mar 06 2010