Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alligators, beaches, feelings, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, rivers, smiles, sports, time, tourist, water
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsizedhis boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept himclinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beach-
comber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,
“Are there any gators around here?!”
“Naw,” the man hollered back,
“they ain’t been around for years!”
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Apr 22 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: alligators, elderly, farmer, funny, hilarious, jokes
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had
a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed
it up with nice picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach
trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn’t been
there for a while, and looks it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As
he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his
pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
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Aug 01 2008