THE GREAT PHYSICIAN

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Welcome to the Great Physician
Office hours are as you come,
He’s a Specialist in all problems
And His day is never done.
He can heal a heart that’s broken
He can mend the spirit, too,
No matter what your ailment
He does have the cure for you.
His fee for service never alters
He serves rich and poor as well,
He’s our one chance for Salvation,
He alone saves us from Hell.
There’s no fee for services rendered
All He asks is that we believe,
That He bled and died to save us
And all His blessings we will receive.
Do you have a special problem
That is troubling you this hour?

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Then just simply leave it with Him
You can find no greater power.
Don’t delay in seeking treatment
Please, my friend, don’t hesitate,
For His office is soon closing
And He’ll shut and lock the gate.
I wouldn’t want you to suffer
While the Doctor’s so close by,
Your whole life will be much better
If my Physician you will try.
In Case of Emergencies . . .

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Comments (0) Jan 30 2014

A MountainWings Moment - Choose Your Words Well‏

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 ”Never forget. Each of your words is like a feather in the wind. Once spoken, no

amount of effort, regardless how heartfelt or sincere, can ever

return them to your mouth. Choose your words well and guard

them most of all in the presence of those you love.”

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Choose Your Words Well

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A certain good woman one day said something that hurt her best
friend of many years. She regretted it immediately and would
have done anything to have taken the words back. But they were
said impulsively in a moment of thoughtlessness, and as close
as she and her friend were, she didn’t consider the effects of
her words before hand.
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What she said hurt the friend so much that this good woman was
herself hurt for the pain she caused. In her effort to undo
what she had done, she went to an older, wiser woman in the
village, explained her situation, and asked for advice.
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The older woman listened patiently in an effort to determine
just how sincere the younger woman was, how far she was willing
to go to correct the situation. She explained that sometimes,
in order to put things back in order, great efforts must be made.
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She then asked, “Just what would you be willing to do to repair
the harm done?” The answer was heartfelt. “Anything!”
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Listening to her, the older woman sensed the younger woman’s
distress and knew she must help her. She also knew she could
never alleviate her pain by living her life for her, but she
could teach, if the younger woman would first listen and then
learn.
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She knew the outcome would depend solely on the character of the
younger woman. She said, “There are two things you need to do to
make amends. The first of the two is extremely difficult.
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Tonight, take your best feather pillows and open a small hole
in each one. Then, before the sun rises, you must put a single
feather on the doorstep of each house in town.
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When you are through, come back to me. If you’ve done the first
thing completely, I’ll tell you the second.”
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The young woman hurried home to prepare for her chore, even
though the pillows were very dear to her and very expensive.
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All night long, she labored alone in the cold. She went from
doorstep to doorstep, taking care not to overlook a single
house. Her fingers were frozen, the wind was so sharp it caused
her eyes to water, but she ran on through the darkened streets,
thankful there was something she could do to put things back the
way they once were.
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Finally as the sky was getting light, she placed the last
feather on the steps of the last house. Just as the sun rose,
she returned to the older woman.
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She was exhausted but relieved that her efforts would be
rewarded.
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“My pillows are empty. I placed a feather on the doorstep of

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Comments (0) May 23 2013

The Wife’s Cat

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A Jamaican man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of it one day

by driving twenty blocks from his home and leaving it at the park.

 

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As he was getting home,

the cat was walking up the driveway.

 

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The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away.

He put the beast out and headed home.

 

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Driving up his driveway, there was the cat!

 

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He kept taking the cat farther and farther away

and the cat would always beat him home.

 

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At last he decided to drive a much greater distance away,

turning right, then left, past bridges,

then make more right and left turns

until he was sure he was a safe distance

then left the cat there.

 

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Hours later the man calls home to his wife,

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Comments (0) Apr 14 2013

Rastaman in Court

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A rastaman went to court for assaulting his boss.

The curious judge asked why he would attack his boss in a staff meeting.

 

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The rasta replied, “rasta nuh luv man!”

 

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The shocked judge asked, “did your boss make a sexual advance towards you?”

 

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The rasta replied, “no but from I walk inna di office, all mi hear dem talk bout is

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Comments (0) Apr 14 2013

“Something really cheap…”

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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $250.00

 

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“That’s a bit much”, said Tim, so she returned with another bottle for $130.00.

“That’s still quite a bit”, Tim complained.

 

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Growing annoyed, the clerk showed him a perfume valued at $50.00.

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Comments (0) Feb 21 2013

DON’T MESS WITH JAMAICANS

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A Jamaican goes to Australia and goes to Woolworth’s grocery store. He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

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The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. He asks the Jamaican to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food.

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The Jamaican goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

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Next week the Jamaican finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out.

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Again, the Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog, and he will probably feed dog food to his kids.
He asks the Jamaican to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food.

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The Jamaican goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.
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Next week the Jamaican comes to Woolworth with a bag. He asks the manager to put his
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Comments (0) Feb 05 2013