Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Billing
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A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people
describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical
advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer,
“What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice
when you’re out of the office?”
“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a
bill.”
The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.
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Feb 15 2012
Posted: under Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: accomplishment, accomplishments, action, advice, age, anxiety, argument, beauty, belief, blessings, bliss, boss, candle, candles, care, change, children, class, classroom, day, deed, deeds, depression, dream, dreams, dress, duty, elderly, empathy, energy, enthusiasm, era, exercise, faith, family, feeling, feelings, forgiveness, friends, fun, funtime, gratitude, happiness, healing, history, inspiration, job, joy, labor, laughter, leader, learning, lesson, life, lifetime, link, love, man, manager, Mathematics, memory, morning, music, occasion, others, peace, photos, present, purpose, relaxation, rest, school, seniors, short, show, sleep, smiles, stress, supervisor, task, thankfulness, thought, time, tips, today, touch, vampire, video, woman, work
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Nov 06 2011
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: ability, advice, appetite, argument, body, breakfast, calories, carrots, check, choices, cholesterol, diet, dieter, eggs, fat, feeling, fiber, fish, food, fruits, health, learning, lifestyle, man, Mathematics, meal, morning, nuts, power, protein, reason, research, secret, sign, signal, snacks, success, taste, time, tips, vegetable, veggies, weight, woman
It’s true: Apples can help you stay thin. (Thinkstock)
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You don’t need fancy plans or complicated point systems to be thin. All you need to do is make smart food choices, watch your portion sizes and stay active.
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“Learning to eat properly for a lifetime is more beneficial,” Korsberg said. “The emphasis should be on choosing healthful foods every day and changing lifestyles for the better.” .
So instead of sticking to diet fare, fill up on nutritious, wholesome foods. And if you need some recommendations, you can start with these five options, which are among the many delicious foods that make a good addition to healthy eating while keeping you slender.
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Apples
Apples are a good source of dietary fiber. Dietary fiber not only contributes to a healthy digestive system and reduced cholesterol, but it also benefits smart eaters by yielding no calories while keeping them satisfied.
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And there’s something else about the fruit that might help you feel full. A study in the journal Read More
Jul 08 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: age, anxiety, argument, beauty, belief, blessings, butterfly, caring, cemetery, Christ, class, classroom, depression, difference, duty, Easter, eggs, elderly, era, excitement, faith, flowers, friends, ghost, girl, health, history, hope, inspiration, Jesus, job, King, labor, life, Lord, love, man, message, others, project, reason, school, scripture, season, seniors, sharing, spring, stress, student, sympathy, task, teacher, time, woman, work, youth
THE EMPTY EGG
Eight-year-old Steven was mentally retarded and had many
health problems. His health appeared to be growing worse ever
daily. His teacher was concerned his classmates might stop
identifying with him and loving him as they became more aware
of his differences.
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In April, the teacher asked the class to put together one
plastic Easter egg filled with a small object representing new
life in the Spring. Thinking Steven might not understand (and
not wanting to embarrass him), the teacher had each child
place their egg on her desk so that she could open each one
individually. She needn’t have worried.
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Apr 12 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, airport, argument, cemetery, check, companion, couple, desire, elderly, era, feeling, flight, funds, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, listening, logic, marriage, Mathematics, money, partner, pilot, plane, seniors, show, smiles, sound, spouse, surprise, time, wife, words
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepened each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, “No way, ten dollars is ten dollars.”
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The years went by, and Bob figured he didn’t have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it’s free to watch, let’s at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an argument.
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Apr 04 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish ~ Louise Bennett".
Tags: Anansi, argument, calypso, creativity, dance, demonstration, dialect, English, fun, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, labrish, language, lyrics, Miss Lou, originality, patois, reggae, style, vernacular
Miss Lou
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Anansi, Miss Lou and the ‘raw chaw’ argument
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Published: Sunday | March 8, 2009
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Killing originality
In one of her wicked poems, ‘Bans a Killin’ Miss Lou persuasively argues that Jamaican - which she calls ‘dialect’ - is not inferior to English. And she firmly puts in his place censorious Mas Charlie who, somewhat like the Broadcasting Commission these days, is trying to kill off verbal creativity in the slack local language. Here are the first two and the last two verses of Miss Lou’s poem:
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So yuh a de man me hear bout!
Ah yuh dem seh dah teck
Whole heap a English oat seh
dat
Yuh gwine kill dialect!