Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny Poetry, Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: anger, art, attitude, behavior, belt, body, butt, car, check, child, children, class, classroom, computer, control, depression, dinner, duty, earrings, education, educator, exam, example, eyes, fashion, food, freedom, funds, funny, God, granny, hairstyle, hands, hilarious, home, House, hug, hugs, humor, influence, internet, job, jokes, kisses, labor, lake, language, laughter, law, learning, lesson, life, lunch, moment, money, moral, mother, mother-in-law, mountain, movie, ocean, online, pants, parent, pastor, phone, pond, pool, prayer, preacher, priest, Professor, reading, recipe, rectum, reverend, rivers, road, role model, rules, school, sea, service, smiles, snack, snacks, stream, stress, style, task, teacher, television, test, today, touch, traffic, travel, treats, tutor, values, vehicle, voice, water, waterfall, waterfalls, words, work
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Don’t Mess with Mom
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My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He’d decided he was smart enough,
to put me in my place.
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“Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
that’s taught by Mr. Wright?
It’s all about the laws today,
The “Children’s Bill of Rights.”
~*~
It says I need not clean my room,
don’t have to cut my hair.
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
~*~
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don’t have to bow my head,
and I sure don’t have to pray.
~*~
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
and get tattoos from head to toes.
~*~
And if you ever spank me,
I’ll charge you with the crime.
I’ll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
~*~
Don’t you ever touch me,
my body’s only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that’s just more child abuse.
~*~
Don’t preach about your morals,
like your mama did to you.
That’s nothing more than mind control,
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Dec 04 2011
Posted: under "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know".
Tags: art, artist, bank, beaches, beauty, Bob Marley, bracelet, Caribbean, check, country, craft, experience, fantasy, fashion, funds, gift, hairdo, hairstyle, highway, hotel, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jewelry, job, land, man, money, Montego Bay, necklace, northcoast, painting, paradise, pearls, phone, photos, present, pride, resort, ring, rivers, road, sea, smiles, souvenir, style, task, tourism, tourist, travel, trip, views, water, waterfalls, woman, work
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On your next trip to sweet, sweet Jamaica…
the beautiful island in the sun…
with white sand beaches and breathtaking views…
you gotta top off the wonderful and unforgettable experience
with a visit to
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Patrick’s Craft Shop #15
on the Hip Strip
(Gloucester Ave in Montego Bay)…
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(between Cambio & Spice World Supermarket)
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TEL: 396 - 4098
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(Ask for PATRICK or PAM)
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Patrick’s Craft Shop #15
is only a stone’s throw from Decameron Hotel & Toby’s Inn Resort…
MONTEGO BAY
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Patrick’s Craft Shop
Shop #15
Fantasy Craft Market
(Hip Strip)
Gloucester Ave
Montego Bay
JAMAICA
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TEL: 396 - 4098
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Specialising in:-
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SOUVENIRS
(Bob Marley etc.)
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HAIR BRAIDING
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GIFTS
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HANDMADE GOODIES
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bamboo craft
wood craft
straw craft
shell craft
bead craft
fabric craft
ONYX
BLACK PEARL
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Oct 19 2010
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS", "DID YOU KNOW", "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: Alton Ellis, art, artist, beaches, beauty, black, blacks, blessings, Bob Marley, Boris Gardiner, Caribbean, color, colors, country, craft, culture, custom, dialect, doctor, Dr Patrice Smith, education, Enid Cumberland, eyes, faith, flag, flowers, food, foods, forgiveness, friends, friendship, fun, funtime, garden, generosity, government, Gregory Isaacs, happiness, heritage, history, home, hope, hotel, icon, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, joy, Keith Stewart, kindness, Kingston, knowledge, land, language, laughter, leader, legend, life, lifestyle, love, loyalty, Marcus Garvey, Miss Lou, Montego Bay, mountain, music, nation, nature, northcoast, nurse, ocean, Ocho Rios, palm, paradise, patois, physician, Port Antonio, Port Maria, Port Royal, pride, Professor, Queen Elizabeth, rafting, recipe, reggae, resort, Rex Nettleford, rivers, sailing, scenery, scientist, sea, skill, skills, smiles, Sonia Pottinger, St Ann, sugar, sunshine, surgeon, talent, taste, teacher, touch, tourist, Trelawny, tropic, tropics, tutor, understanding, Usain Bolt, vernacular, views, vision, waterfalls, West Indian, words
Port Antonio Harbor and Navy Island, Jamaica
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RECIPE
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4 cups of love 5 spoons of hope
2 cups of loyalty 2 spoons of tenderness
3 cups of forgiveness 4 quarts of faith
1 cup of friendship 1 barrel of laughter
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Take love and loyalty. Mix it thoroughly with faith.
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, airplane, art, aviation, classroom, contest, courage, craft, experiment, family, friends, idea, imagination, inspiration, lesson, life, link, mind, movie, opportunities, partner, possibilities, reality, secret, teacher, team, vision, winner, world
Peter Drucker once said, “It is easier to come up with new ideas than it is to…let go of the old ones.” I couldn’t agree more! That comfort zone is…well, pretty comforting for all of us.
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What are some of the secrets to taking risks and turning problems into new
Mar 05 2010
Posted: under Inspirational Poetry, LOVE Poetry.
Tags: achievement, art, belief, care, character, child, choices, colors, confidence, encouragement, freedom, greatness, healing, heart, hero, image, imagination, inspiration, joy, kindness, knowledge, learning, life, love, pride, respect, responsibility, security, shapes, smiles, soul, spirit, strength, teacher, value, vision
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An excerpt from
The Heart of a Teacher
by Paula Fox
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The child arrives like a mystery box…
with puzzle pieces inside
some of the pieces are broken or missing…
and others just seem to hide
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But the HEART of a teacher can sort them out…
and help the child to see
the potential for greatness he has within…
a picture of what he can be
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Her goal isn’t just to teach knowledge…
by filling the box with more parts
it’s putting the pieces together…
and creating a work of art
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The process is painfully slow at times…
some need more help than others
each child is a work in progress…
with assorted shapes and colors
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First she creates a classroom…
where the child can feel safe in school
where he never feels threatened or afraid to try…
and kindness is always the rule
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She knows that a child
can achieve much more
when he feels secure inside
when he’s valued and loved…
and believes in himself
…and he has a sense of pride
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She models and teaches good character…
and respect for one another
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: actor, actress, age, art, artist, awe, beauty, bird, celebrity, chicken, child, cloud, clouds, color, colors, direction, emotion, era, eyes, girl, granny, growth, heart, history, home, horse, House, inspiration, journey, language, life, lifestyle, man, map, memories, memory, moment, morning, mother, mother-in-law, mountain, others, parrot, perception, period, Peru, pigeon, quotes, road, science, source, success, taste, ticket, time, today, tour, tourist, train, travel, trip, turkey, Venice, vision, woman, wonders, words, youth
Albert Einstein said that wonder is the source of all true art and all
science. “He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer
pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead; his eyes
are closed.”I remember standing in rapt awe when I gazed upon the wonders of the
ancient Incan city of Machu Picchu in Peru. That amazing city was
built above the clouds, and it was more than the high altitude that
took my breath away. Can you say, “Awe”? I’m reminded of the little girl who rode a train with her mother. Read More
Jun 27 2009
