THE GREAT PHYSICIAN

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Welcome to the Great Physician
Office hours are as you come,
He’s a Specialist in all problems
And His day is never done.
He can heal a heart that’s broken
He can mend the spirit, too,
No matter what your ailment
He does have the cure for you.
His fee for service never alters
He serves rich and poor as well,
He’s our one chance for Salvation,
He alone saves us from Hell.
There’s no fee for services rendered
All He asks is that we believe,
That He bled and died to save us
And all His blessings we will receive.
Do you have a special problem
That is troubling you this hour?

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Then just simply leave it with Him
You can find no greater power.
Don’t delay in seeking treatment
Please, my friend, don’t hesitate,
For His office is soon closing
And He’ll shut and lock the gate.
I wouldn’t want you to suffer
While the Doctor’s so close by,
Your whole life will be much better
If my Physician you will try.
In Case of Emergencies . . .

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Comments (0) Jan 30 2014

“SHOP ‘TIL YOU DROP” !!!!

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http://shopklassiq.com

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Hi girls,  I thought you’d be interested in this newsletter, because these chic styles are fabulously affordable and you can
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Comments (0) Jul 27 2013

“Your honor!”

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Judge by Simon Gurr. 

 

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 A rasta man an him empress inna court getting a

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divorce. 

The problem was who should get custody of

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the child.

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The empress jumped up and said,

 ”Your honor,

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I brought the child into this world with pain and

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labor. She should be in my custody.”

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The judge turned to the dread and said,

 ”What do you have to say in the matter?”

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The rasta sat down for a while contemplating… then

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slowly rose and said,

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Comments (1) Jul 12 2013

A MountainWings Moment - The Wisdom of Will Rogers‏

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The Wisdom of Will Rogers 

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Don’t squat with your spurs on.

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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes
from bad judgment.

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Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier ‘n puttin’
it back in.

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If you’re ridin’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it’s still there.

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If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try
orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.

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After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he
started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and
shot him…….The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your
mouth shut.

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

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There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman.
Neither one works.

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If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop
diggin’.

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Never slap a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.

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It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

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Always drink upstream from the herd.

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When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person,
don’t be surprised if they learn their lesson.

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When you’re throwin’ your weight around, be ready to have it

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Comments (0) Mar 03 2013

“Something really cheap…”

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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $250.00

 

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“That’s a bit much”, said Tim, so she returned with another bottle for $130.00.

“That’s still quite a bit”, Tim complained.

 

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Growing annoyed, the clerk showed him a perfume valued at $50.00.

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Comments (0) Feb 21 2013

World’s Fastest Man: A Jamaican Legend

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Triple Olympic Champion

 The most naturally gifted athlete the world has ever seen . . .

 

USAIN  BOLT 

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Arguably the most naturally gifted athlete the world has ever seen.  Usain St. Leo Bolt, a.k.a. ‘Lightning’ Bolt, confirmed his tremendous talents when he realized his dreams by winning a phenomenal three gold medals and breaking three world records at the 2008 Olympic Games in Beijing, China.  Bolt became the first man in Olympic history to win both the 100m and 200m races in world record times and then as part  of the 4×100m team that also smashed the world record later in the meet.  He created history again

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Comments (0) Feb 09 2013