Darwin Awards for 2011

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The Darwins are out !!!!  

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Yes … it’s that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are  
  bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. 

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  Here is the glorious winner: 

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  1. When his 38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim    
  during a hold-up in Long Beach , California  would-be robber James      
  Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the    
  barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked.   

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  And now, the honorable mentions:         

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  2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting    
  machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his    
  insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its  
  men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a  
  finger. The chef’s claim was approved.   

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  3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car      
  during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman  
  had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her.  

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  4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver  
  found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting    
  from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his            
  incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone  
  waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the      
  mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable 
  and prone to bizarre fantasies.. The deception wasn’t discovered for 3  
  days.      

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  5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head 
  wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the  
  injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close 
  he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit.

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  6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the        
  counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer,    
  the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which  
  the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and    
  fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he  
  got from the drawer… $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives    
  you money, is a crime committed?]    

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  7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that 
  he’d just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some  
  booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his  

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Comments (0) Feb 06 2012

Happiness brings Happiness

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 Aretha Franklin is engaged….

FILE - In this May 17, 2011 file photo, singer Aretha Franklin appears at a taping of

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Aretha Franklin is engaged to longtime friend William “Willie” Wilkerson.

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The Grammy-winning singer said in a statement Monday that she and Wilkerson are considering a summer wedding, perhaps in Miami Beach, Florida. The Queen of Soul wants to follow the ceremony with a reception on a private yacht.

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The 69-year-old jokes: “No, I’m not pregnant.”

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Franklin and Wilkerson became engaged over the holidays.

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Smiles: Sharing and Caring with Love

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Are you ready for Michelle Obama, kitchen goddess? The first lady’s pulling a Gwyneth Paltrow and publishing a cookbook.  Americn Grown, on sale April 10, 2012, combines veggie growing tips with recipes inspired by Michelle’s White House garden.

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It’s a garden she’s toiled over since 2009.  So have daughters Sasha and Malia, who help with the weeding “like it or not”. Despite being a gardening novice, Obama’s laid the groundwork for over 55 varietals of veggies. Stalks of black kale, bright yellow peppers, and beams of eggplant have grown from the most expansive garden the White House lawn has ever seen.

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Now it’s growing beyond the Obama home, and into the cookbook arena. According to her publishers, she’ll use the garden’s offerings as the starting point for seed-sowing, recipe ideas and personal anecdotes and photos of the Obamas’ home-base. The aim of the book is to show how “increased access to healthy, affordable food can promote better eating habits and improve health of families and communities across America,” according to the publishers at Random House, who

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Comments (0) Dec 18 2011

JAMROCK: Celebration Time…Come On!!!

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August 6th

JAMAICA’s

Independence  Day

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Miss  Jamaica  Festival  Queen

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Click on the link below

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Enjoy…..!

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JAMAICA  FESTIVAL  SONG

 

2011

 

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Big Celebration

 by

 Tinga Stewart

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http://youtu.be/NU8l_5exwpY

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Miss  Jamaica

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Little   Miss  Jamaica

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Comments (0) Aug 11 2011

Make a Wish

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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
Genie’s lamp.

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She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman
asked if she was entitled to three wishes.

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The Genie said “No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low
wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can
only grant you one wish. So what’ll it be?”

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The woman didn’t hesitate. She said “I want peace in the Middle
East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with
each other.”

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The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed “Gadzooks, lady! These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good, but
not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”

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The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been

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Comments (0) Jun 21 2011

Smiles and Happiness . . . Weddings of 2010

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LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony

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LaLa Vasquez and Carmelo Anthony

“It was the most amazing night of my life,” Vasquez, 31, said of July 10 NYC wedding to the Denver Nugget star, 26. After a 20-minute ceremony, where their three-year-old son Kiyan served as ring bearer, the couple and their 300-plus guests danced to ’70s R&B and hip-hop tunes.

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

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Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz

The expectant singer — in a one-shoulder silk Vera Wang draped dress — and the hip-hop producer, 32, were wed by pal Dr. Deepak Chopra at a private residence in Corsica, France July 31 (also in attendance: Queen Latifah and Bono). Three months later, the crooner, 29, gave birth to their son Egypt.

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Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky

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Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky

Clad in Vera Wang, the daughter of former President Bill Clinton and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton swapped vows with the

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Comments (0) Mar 30 2011