Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: account, achievements, age, aim, asset, awards, bank, behavior, birth, birthday, bliss, cemetery, character, check, children, education, emotion, encouragement, era, experience, faith, friends, funds, funeral, ghost, goal, God, happiness, heart, history, hope, inspiration, integrity, investment, joy, knowledge, life, lifestyle, lifetime, love, man, mind, money, morals, obituary, others, peace, period, power, prayer, resource, respect, reward, smiles, soul, spirit, time, value, values, wealth, woman, word, words
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Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities.
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets.
Heart is our Current Asset.
Soul is our Fixed Asset.
Brain is our Fixed Deposit.
Thinking is our Current Account.
Achievements are our Capital.
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade.
Friends are our General Reserves.
Values & Behaviour are our Goodwill.
Love is our Dividend..
Children are our Bonus Issues..
Education is Brands / Patents.
Knowledge is our Investment.
Experience is our Premium Account.
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.
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Some very Good and Very bad things
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The most destructive habit……………………………..Worry
The greatest Joy……………………………………………..Giving
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Jul 06 2010
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "Jamaica ~ Land Of Paradise", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", "Welcome to JAMrock ~ JAMAICA ~ NO PROBLEM".
Tags: abroad, activist, African, aim, awards, balance, beacon, birth, birthday, black, blacks, blessings, bliss, Bob Marley, brilliance, candle, car, Caribbean, celebration, celebrity, ceremony, champion, championship, check, cheer, classic, color, colors, competition, country, courage, culture, custom, determination, dialect, dream, duty, earth, example, faith, fashion, fire, flame, focus, foreign, fun, funds, funtime, game, girl, global, globe, goal, gold, guitarist, happiness, hero, Hollywood, hope, icon, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, job, joy, labor, land, language, leader, leadership, legend, legs, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, lighthouse, loan, medal, military, model, money, music, musician, nation, New York, Olympic, Olympics, palm, paradise, Paris, patois, peace, performer, perseverance, play, power, pride, race, rainbow, reggae, role model, singer, skill, smiles, soil, soldier, son, songwriter, sound, sport, sports, star, strength, style, sunshine, superstar, talent, task, ticket, title, torch, Trelawny, trophy, unique, unity, universe, Usain Bolt, value, vernacular, voice, wealth, winner, words, work, world, worth
World Fastest Man —-Jamaican Usain Bolt
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Jamaican Track and Field Star
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Born Jamaican - By Tony Robinson
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There is nobody like a Jamaican, Nobody! Sometimes it’s difficult to determine where someone comes from. Drop us into the vast mosaic of the peoples of the world and try to figure out who is who.
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“Him is from China, no, is Japanese, but him could be Korean still.” The same goes for people from India, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, or Nigeria, Kenya, Ghana. We just can’t tell them apart. Not so with Jamaicans though, who stand out and stick out like beacons in the night. Foreigners know us in a flash, and we can identify each other from way across the street. We are so distinct that other people try to walk, talk and act like us.
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I’m so amused when I encounter Americans, Europeans, Japanese, [Madam Cleo, or Ron] trying to act Jamaican. “Hey mon, wha hoppening mon, eberyting irie?” I usually reply in my most proper English. If they are Japanese, I say, “Sukiyaki, Sayonara, Sony, Toyota Mitsubishi.” Just to keep them guessing.
OUT OF MANY ONE PEOPLE!
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“So you speak Japanese?”
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“Ah so, Nissan, Sanyo, Toyota Tercel..”
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But what makes us so different from other people? First it’s the walk, nobody walks like us. People in foreign walk briskly, head straight, arms swinging almost in military fashion, with a stride and purpose like they’re going somewhere. Not us though, who saunter with a rhythm that is almost slow motion. No hurry, no scurry, no flurry, no rushy rushy, just cool, with a bop and rhythm that could be put to music. Years ago we used to call it bop. For some it’s natural while others practiced it.
Bob Marley Commemorative Coin
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If you’re a girl in the middle of Paris, Madrid or Tokyo and hear, “psst, psst,” from across the street,
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Jul 31 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actor, actress, age, baby, birth, birthday, blessings, bliss, boy, celebrity, children, companion, company, couple, dad, doctor, family, fashion, father, film, girl, God, happiness, Hollywood, hospital, husband, joy, life, love, marriage, money, mother, movie, music, nurse, partner, physician, smiles, specialist, spouse, style, thankfulness, time, wife, wishes
Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou welcome a boy….their first child together. No baby name was announced. Simmons, 34, has two daughters, Ming Lee, 9, and Aoki Lee, 7, from a previous marriage to hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. They divorced in 2008 after nearly 10 years of marriage.
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May 31 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: bird, birth, birthday, blessings, butterfly, expectation, eyes, God, inspiration, light, listening, man, miracle, nature, singer, sound, star, touch, voice, volume
The man whispered
“God, speak to me.”
And a meadowlark sang
But the man did not hear.
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So the man yelled
“God speak to me!”
And the thunder rolled across the sky
But the man did not listen.
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The man looked around and said
“God let me see You.”
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, bank, birth, birthday, care, check, choice, clerk, clothing, companion, couple, dating, designer, embrace, family, fashion, friends, friendship, funds, funny, fur, gift, girl, girlfriend, hand, hands, hilarious, hug, hugs, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, letter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, loan, love, mail, man, money, partner, present, relationship, show, smiles, style, surprise, thought, tips, token, woman
A guy wanted to buy a gift for his new girl friend’s birthday and as they had only started dating, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: personal, but not too personal. Accompanied by the girl friend’s younger sister, he went to Herrod’s and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, however, the clerk got the items mixed up and the sister got the gloves and the girl friend got the panties. The guy sent the package to the girl friend with the following note:
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: army, baby, birth, birthday, companion, couple, doctor, Europe, exam, funny, hospital, humor, husband, jokes, lake, laughter, man, medication, military, ocean, office, partner, physician, pond, rivers, short, smiles, soldier, specialist, spouse, surgeon, test, time, troops, water, wife, woman
My husband had been stationed in Europe and away from home for what seemed like years when I went for my annual gynecological checkup.
My doctor asked the usual questions, including what I was using for birth control.
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Jan 23 2009
