Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes, smiles
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Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
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St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
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The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
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“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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The second blonde replies, “Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus.”
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St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells her she’s wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde and asks, “What is Easter?”
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The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, “I know what Easter is.”
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Apr 01 2010
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, husband, jokes, man
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A Blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says,
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“Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident.”
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The blonde starts crying and says to her husband while sobbing
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“That’s horrible!!! So many men dying that way!”
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, jokes, laughter, stairway
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A blonde, A brunette, and a red-head all died in a car crash, and they all went to heaven at the same time.
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They arrive at the gates of heaven, when God appears and tells them they must pass a laughter test, if they fail, they will be sent to hell.
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The objective was to climb 100 stairs without laughing. Each stair will have it’s own joke.
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The Brunette goes first, and laughs at the 46th stair.
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, hilarious, jogger, jokes, magazine, phone, time
Jane had been driving 16 hours straight and was still at least six hours away from her destination. It was almost eight o’clock in the morning and she was very tired.
After dozing off and nearly crashing into a telephone pole, she decided to pull onto a side road and rest.
Jane turned off the car and closed her eyes … drifting off to sleep, precious sleep …
When an old man in a bright blue jogging suit knocked on her window, scaring her half to death.
‘Sorry to wake you,’ he huffed, jogging in place. ‘But can you tell me what time it is?’
Jane glanced at her watch. ‘8:15,’ she said through the glass.
The old man thanked her, then left.
‘Just my luck,’ she muttered. ‘I’m parked on someone’s jogging route.’
With a sigh, she settled back into her seat and tried to fall asleep.
Two male joggers in their thirties knocked on her window. If she hadn’t been really tired, she would have found them cute. Now, they were just annoying.
‘Hi,’ the blonde jogger said.
‘Do you have the time?’ his brown-haired friend asked.
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: attendant, blonde, flight, funny, humor, jokes, laughter, man, pilot, plane, smiles, ticket, woman
A beautiful blonde lady stepped onto a plane going to L.A. and sat down in first class. The flight attendant proceeded to go around the airplane checking the ticket stubs of each passenger to make sure they were all in the right seats.
When she got to the Blonde woman she noticed that it was for Coach seating, not first class. She tells the woman, “Your ticket says coach maam and we have a full flight today. I’m going to have to ask you to move.”
To which the blonde replies, “You don’t understand, I’m blonde, beautiful, I’m going to
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May 26 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, cop, doctor, funny, jokes, police, wife
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,listened a moment And said ‘How should I know,that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife said, ‘I don’t know, Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’
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SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on The sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the Mirror and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde Says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’
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THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, So she goes out and
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Apr 24 2009
