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FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,listened a moment And said ‘How should I know,that’s 200 miles from here!’ and hung up. The husband said, ‘Who was that?’ The wife said, ‘I don’t know, Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.’
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SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on The sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the Mirror and says, ‘Hmm, this person looks familiar.’ The second blonde Says, ‘Here, let me see!’ So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, ‘You dummy, it’s me!’
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THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, So she goes out and
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Apr 24 2009
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Tags: age, air, anger, attention, attorney, blonde, boss, check, computer, congressman, court, earth, employee, employer, era, exam, eyes, flight, fool, friends, friendship, fun, funds, funny, funtime, game, global, globe, gratitude, hands, history, humor, idiot, internet, jokes, judge, language, laughter, lawyer, legs, letter, mail, manager, Mathematics, money, moon, moron, New York, online, passenger, period, phone, plane, sleep, smiles, stupid, supervisor, test, thankfulness, time, universe, words, world
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”
Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.
The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”
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Apr 19 2009
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Tags: blonde, Easter, funny, jokes
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, “What is Easter?”
The blonde replies, “Oh, that’s easy! It’s the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful…”
“Wrong!” replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde the same question, “What is Easter?”
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Apr 12 2009
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Tags: Africa, airport, art, blonde, butt, cat, dictionary, doctor, dog, eyes, flight, fool, funny, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, letter, man, medication, medicine, moron, nurse, others, patient, penis, physician, plane, rectum, religion, smiles, specialist, surgeon, task, woman, words, work
Artery………….Study of paintings
Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails
Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section….District in Rome
Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty
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Apr 09 2009
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Tags: blonde, cat, color, colors, companion, cop, dog, dumb, farmer, fool, funny, hair, hairstyle, home, House, humor, idiot, jail, jokes, laughter, man, Mathematics, moron, officer, partner, patrolman, police, prison, sheriff, smiles, sound, stupid, trooper, voice, woman
There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunettes.
So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came
to the farm house one of the cops saw the sacks, the officer yells, “There’s just three burlap sacks in here!” To which his partner replies, “Then kick them just to be sure it’s not them hiding”.
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Mar 08 2009
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Tags: art, artist, blonde, car, career, destination, eyes, finger, fingers, fool, funny, highway, humor, idiot, job, jokes, journey, labor, language, laughter, man, money, moron, oil, pencil, perception, road, smiles, stupid, task, test, tool, tools, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, vehicle, woman, words, work
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.We all looked at each other and another customer asked, ’What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..’ She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there. Read More
Mar 07 2009