Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: attendant, blonde, boss, car, employee, employer, fool, funny, humor, idiot, job, jokes, laughter, license, smiles, task, traffic, vehicle, work
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she’s pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself.
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She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, jokes, short, wife
Hey Mister, Can you help me?
I can’t find my wife!Well I’ll Try. What does she
look like?
Well, she’s a short blonde…
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Mar 06 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: age, blonde, bridge, car, color, colors, country, destination, dog, era, exam, eyes, fool, funny, hair, highway, history, humor, idiot, jokes, journey, laughter, license, man, Mathematics, moment, moron, path, perception, period, play, quiz, reason, road, sheep, shepherd, smiles, stupid, test, time, tour, tourist, traffic, travel, trip, vehicle, woman
Once upon a time, a blonde became so sick of hearing blonde jokes that she had her hair cut and dyed brown.
A few days later, as she was out driving around the countryside, she stopped her car to let a flock of sheep pass.
Feb 23 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actress, blonde, celebrity, designer, diamonds, fashion, jewelry, link, makeup, man, Oscar, personality, photos, smiles, style, woman
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: airhead, blonde, funny, hilarious, jokes
Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t realized it yet.
Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, “made the dinner.”
Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
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Jan 27 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: blonde, funny, jokes, woman
A blonde woman competed with a brunette woman and a redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition.
The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
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Jan 23 2009
