Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: attorney, blossoms, color, companion, cop, couple, court, enlightenment, eyes, family, home, husband, inspiration, judge, law, lawyer, light, man, memory, mind, moment, money, mountain, officer, others, parents, partner, passport, patrolman, police, rules, sheriff, spirit, spouse, trooper, visa, wife, woman
Look Into Your Eyes
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I was online to renew my passport.
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I answered question after question. Most were simple questions
that were easily answered, but then it got to a hard one.
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What color are your eyes?
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I didn’t know the answer!
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Now you may ask, “What kind of man doesn’t know what color his
eyes are?”
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Were my eyes black or brown?
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I honestly didn’t know. I’m sure that I once did, but I
certainly
wouldn’t bet a large sum of money on a guess right then.
I couldn’t remember what color my eyes were.
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It reminded me of the lawyer cross-examining a witness in court
and to prove that his memory was unreliable, he put his hand on
the man’s neck shielding his tie from his view and asked him,
“What color tie do you have on?”
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Needless to say, the witness didn’t know. I hear you saying,
“But your eye color isn’t like that tie!” Well, actually it
was, because I didn’t know what color they were.
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My wife was out of town with the kids visiting her parents.
I was the only one in the house. So I did what any man would do
who couldn’t remember his eye color and didn’t have anyone
close who could look into his eyes and tell him.
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Oct 07 2009
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: anxiety, appreciation, aroma, baby, beauty, bliss, blossoms, body, child, choice, cologne, contribution, depression, donation, donkey, duty, earth, family, fragrance, gift, global, globe, granny, hand, happiness, health, home, House, ingredients, job, joy, link, lotion, man, massage, Mathematics, money, mother, Mother's Day, mother-in-law, odor, perfume, present, scent, skin, stress, task, therapy, treasure, treats, universe, wishes, woman, work, world
All moms are beautiful, but they don’t always reward themselves as much as they deserve — they need us to help them along! Mother’s Day is a great chance to pick up a treasured product that your mom loves but would rarely splurge on for herself.
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I love Olay Regenerist Daily Regenerating Serum, which uses niacinamide to help regenerate damaged skin. The Regenerist line also includes moisturizer, body lotion and facial peels — try putting several products together in a gift basket.
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May 08 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: appeciation, beauty, blossoms, celebration, colors, daffodils, experience, festival, flora, flowers, garden, gift, happiness, jewels, joy, life, meadow, mountain, nation, park, plants, season, spring, trees
The Rites of Spring
Spring has sprung! Celebrate the most beautiful places to experience the season’s stunning colors.
The Rites of Spring
The Skagit Valley, Washington state: Springtime makes this verdant valley in northwest Washington explode with color, carpeting the land with hundreds of acres of tulips, daffodils and irises. The area is best known for the Skagit Valley Tulip Festival, which runs throughout April and was featured in “1,000 Places to See Before You Die.” Display gardens abound throughout the valley for you to visit, but you can also enjoy the
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bat, blossoms, cat, eyes, funny, goblin, halloween, hilarious, home, House, humor, ingredients, jokes, lake, laughter, pond, rivers, season, smiles, time, water
(You may find some of these ingredients hard to come by. Even the best-supplied kitchens occasionally run short of hawk toenails. And grubs and maggots are at times out of season. We’ve thought of some substitutions that may yield acceptable results. They’re in parentheses.)* 1 1/4 pound ground goblin gizzards (ground beef, 15% fat)
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* 1 medium eye of Cyclops (onion)
* 1 15-ounce can soft-shelled beetles, drained–beetle juice is to be avoided (kidney beans)
* 1 28-ounce can blood of bat (V-8 juice)
* 1/8 teaspoon pureed wasp (prepared mustard)
* 1/4 teaspoon common dried weed (oregano)
* 1 dash Red-tailed hawk toenails (crushed red pepper)
* 2 teaspoon ground sumac blossom (chili powder)
* 1 teaspoon hemlock (honey or sugar)
Oct 30 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Folk Songs.
Tags: bird, bliss, blossoms, dance, dialect, exercise, eyes, family, flowers, friends, fun, funtime, game, happiness, Jamaica, Jamaican, joy, language, laughter, life, love, memories, patois, smiles, time, vernacular, vision, woman, words
Jamaican Folk Songs
Long time gal mi never see yuh
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This long time gal me never see yuh
Come mek me hold yuh hand
This long time gal me never see yuh
Come mek me hold yuh hand
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Peel head John Crow sit upon the tree top
Pick out the blossom
Mek mi hold yuh hand Gal
Mek mi hold yuh hand
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Long time gal me never see yuh
Come mek we walk and talk
Long time gal me never see yuh
Come mek we walk and talk
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Sep 29 2008