Posted: under Inspirationals.
Tags: aid, anger, boy, care, child, Christ, dad, duty, encouragement, example, father, father-in-law, fence, friends, friendship, guidance, guide, heart, home, House, inspiration, Jesus, job, language, listening, Lord, love, man, parent, praise, role model, Savior, smiles, success, task, tool, tools, words, work, youth
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THE FENCE
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There was a little boy with a bad temper. His father gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper, to hammer a nail in the back fence. The first day the boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. Then it gradually dwindled down. He discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
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Finally the day came when the boy didn’t lose his temper at all. He told his father about it and the father suggested that the boy now pull out one nail for each day that he was able to hold his
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Jul 10 2011
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boy, butt, cop, funny, hand, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, officer, patrolman, policeman, rectum, sheriff, short, smiles, tool, tools, trooper
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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one
hand and a squirrel in the other.
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“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “whatever you do to
that poor, defenseless creature, I shall personally do to
you.”
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May 31 2011
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, bird, boy, cemetery, cold, dinner, feast, fool, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, ice, idiot, jokes, laughter, man, menu, money, moron, obituary, phone, recipe, restaurant, smiles, Thanksgiving, tips, turkey, veggie, weight, woman, youth
(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
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* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”
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* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a
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Dec 01 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actor, actress, age, baby, birth, birthday, blessings, bliss, boy, celebrity, children, companion, company, couple, dad, doctor, family, fashion, father, film, girl, God, happiness, Hollywood, hospital, husband, joy, life, love, marriage, money, mother, movie, music, nurse, partner, physician, smiles, specialist, spouse, style, thankfulness, time, wife, wishes
Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou welcome a boy….their first child together. No baby name was announced. Simmons, 34, has two daughters, Ming Lee, 9, and Aoki Lee, 7, from a previous marriage to hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. They divorced in 2008 after nearly 10 years of marriage.
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May 31 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boy, funny, hilarious, jokes, picture, student, teacher
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture
of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around
the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being
done.
Then she came across the drawing of one little boy. He was
busy drawing a man driving an old car. In the backseat were
two passengers both scantily dressed.
Jan 18 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: boy, children, fun, funny, funtime, humor, jokes, journey, laughter, light, road, short, smiles, time, travel, trip
Some Boy Scouts from the big city were on a camping trip
for the first time.
The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide
under their blankets to avoid being bitten.
Then one of them saw some lightening bugs and said to his
friend, “We might as well give up. Now they’re coming after
us with flashlights!”
Aug 13 2008