Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: advice, bird, boy, cemetery, cold, dinner, feast, fool, funny, ghost, hilarious, humor, ice, idiot, jokes, laughter, man, menu, money, moron, obituary, phone, recipe, restaurant, smiles, Thanksgiving, tips, turkey, veggie, weight, woman, youth
(where people call to get advice how to cook a turkey from the experts)
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* Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-4848 to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, “I don’t know, it’s still running around outside.”
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* Tofu turkey? No matter how you slice it, Thanksgiving just isn’t Thanksgiving without turkey. A restaurant owner in California wanted to know how to roast a
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Dec 01 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: actor, actress, age, baby, birth, birthday, blessings, bliss, boy, celebrity, children, companion, company, couple, dad, doctor, family, fashion, father, film, girl, God, happiness, Hollywood, hospital, husband, joy, life, love, marriage, money, mother, movie, music, nurse, partner, physician, smiles, specialist, spouse, style, thankfulness, time, wife, wishes
Kimora Lee Simmons and Djimon Hounsou welcome a boy….their first child together. No baby name was announced. Simmons, 34, has two daughters, Ming Lee, 9, and Aoki Lee, 7, from a previous marriage to hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons. They divorced in 2008 after nearly 10 years of marriage.
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May 31 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: accident, advice, age, aid, air, anger, anxiety, assistance, assurance, author, beacon, belief, boat, body, boy, bridge, burden, care, challenges, Christ, cloud, clouds, comfort, Comforter, concern, courage, cross, day, depression, destination, direction, duty, earth, era, exam, example, eyes, faith, fire, flame, focus, food, girl, God, goodness, grace, growth, guidance, guide, hands, heart, highway, history, home, hope, horizon, House, hut, inspiration, instruction, insurance, island, job, journey, King, knowledge, labor, lake, land, language, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, load, love, man, map, memory, mercy, mind, morning, nature, need, needs, noise, ocean, others, pain, path, perception, period, perspective, phone, plan, plans, plant, plants, pond, possession, praise, praises, prayer, promise, promises, protection, purpose, quiz, rain, rainbow, Redeemer, riches, rivers, road, safety, scripture, sea, season, security, sheep, shepherd, shield, ship, sign, signal, size, sky, sleep, smoke, soil, son, soul, sound, spirit, storm, strength, stress, struggles, surprise, task, test, time, tips, today, traffic, travel, trial, trials, tribulation, trust, vehicle, vision, water, wealth, weight, wind, wisdom, woman, words, work, worries, worry
The only survivor of a shipwreck was washed up on a small, uninhabited island. He prayed feverishly for God to rescue him and every day he scanned the horizon for help, but none seemed forthcoming.
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Exhausted, he eventually managed to build a little hut out of driftwood to protect him from the elements and to store his few possessions.
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But then one day, after scavenging for food, he arrived home to find his little hut in flames, the smoke rolling up to the sky.
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The worst had happened; everything was lost. He was stunned with grief and anger. “God, how could you do this to me!” he cried.
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Feb 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boy, funny, hilarious, jokes, picture, student, teacher
A Sunday school teacher asked her students to draw a picture
of their favorite Old Testament story. As she moved around
the class, she saw there were many wonderful drawings being
done.
Then she came across the drawing of one little boy. He was
busy drawing a man driving an old car. In the backseat were
two passengers both scantily dressed.
Jan 18 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: boy, children, fun, funny, funtime, humor, jokes, journey, laughter, light, road, short, smiles, time, travel, trip
Some Boy Scouts from the big city were on a camping trip
for the first time.
The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide
under their blankets to avoid being bitten.
Then one of them saw some lightening bugs and said to his
friend, “We might as well give up. Now they’re coming after
us with flashlights!”
Aug 13 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: boy, child, church, class, day, funny, game, humor, jokes, language, laughter, message, minister, nun, pastor, preacher, priest, school, sermon, short, smiles, Sunday, surprise, voice, words
Sister Margaret had spent weeks preparing the first grade
children for their first Communion, stressing the solemnity
and importance of this sacrament.
Much to her chagrin, during Mass on the big day, one boy in
the front row was talking and giggling nonstop. Finally,
unable to put up with it any longer, she whispered to the
lad seated next to her, “Please go up there and tell that
one he’s done enough talking and had better stop, right
now!”
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Aug 13 2008