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He said to me .. . . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
I said to him . . . You wear pants don’t you? He said to me . . ….. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said to me. … What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . …Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
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Tags: bra, funny, hilarious, jokes
Do you know about different types of BRA? If you don’t then here are some of the bra which you don’t know about-
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Nov 03 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, age, ant, ants, art, artist, attorney, bank, belief, bike, birth, birthday, boss, bra, butterfly, cemetery, check, christmas, cloud, clouds, college, communication, companion, cop, court, dad, destination, doctor, duty, education, embrace, era, eyes, faith, family, father, Father's Day, finance, finger, fingers, flowers, food, fool, friends, friendship, funds, ghost, God, government, granny, grown ups, hand, hands, healing, heart, hero, highway, history, hug, hugs, humanity, ice, idiot, inspiration, job, journey, judge, justice, kisses, labor, language, laughter, law, lawyer, letter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, light, love, manager, money, morning, moron, mother, Mother's Day, mother-in-law, movie, nurse, obituary, officer, partner, party, path, patrolman, period, physician, play, police, pool, power, price, Professor, rain, rainbow, reading, reward, road, rose, roses, rules, Santa, Santa Claus, Saturday, sex, sheriff, show, sleep, smiles, snow, sound, specialist, star, stupid, supervisor, surgeon, task, teacher, team, thought, ticket, time, tips, touch, tour, traffic, train, travel, treats, trip, trooper, tuition, tutor, vampire, vehicle, vision, voice, water, wealth, wishes, words, work, youth
FOOD FOR THOUGHT passed on by a dear friend.
Something absolutely positive for a change.
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I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It’s nice, The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn’t even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn’t so bad if you break it down. It translates into: Read More
Oct 10 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, angel, baby, boobs, bra, breasts, child, companion, couple, crabby, doctor, fart, fun, funny, granny, hilarious, hospital, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, life, man, memories, menopause, moment, mother, mother-in-law, nurse, office, pants, parent, partner, school, sex, smiles, spouse, strength, teens, time, wife, woman
We started to “bud” in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to
find that anything that came in contact with those tender,
blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the
ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the
boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs.
Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner).
Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got
the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our
legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn’t
even know we had. Read More
Jul 30 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, bra, elderly, friends, funny, Games, heart, hilarious, jokes, life, seniors, thought
TAKE A PEEK AT WHAT SOME OF US HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD TO!
GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you’re it.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket.
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.
SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE:
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale.
2. You have to write post-it notes with your kids’ names on them.
3. You change your underwear after a sneeze.
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Jul 28 2008