I ASKED, HE GAVE

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AND I WILL SEND SHOWERS, SHOWERS OF BLESSINGS,

WHICH WILL COME JUST WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED.

  EZEKIEL 34:26 (NLT)

 

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I asked for Strength…..And God gave me Difficulties to make me strong.

I asked for Wisdom…….And God gave me Problems to solve.

I asked for Prosperity…And God gave me a Brain and Brawn to work. 

I asked for Courage……And God gave me Danger to overcome.

I asked for Love………And God gave me Troubled people to help.

I asked for Favors…….And God gave me Opportunities.

I received nothing I wanted. I received everything I needed.

 

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Safety Competition

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Pedal Car Arrest by Spacing Magazine.

 

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 A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him

that he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition,

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all because he was wearing his seat belt.

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“What are you going to do with the prize money?”

the officer asked.

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The man responded, “I guess I’ll go to the driving school

and get my license.”

 

His wife said, “Officer, don’t listen to him. He’s a smart

Aleck when he’s drunk.”

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The guy in the back seat popped up from under the

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Comments (0) Jul 12 2013

“Your honor!”

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Judge by Simon Gurr. 

 

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 A rasta man an him empress inna court getting a

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divorce. 

The problem was who should get custody of

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the child.

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The empress jumped up and said,

 ”Your honor,

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I brought the child into this world with pain and

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labor. She should be in my custody.”

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The judge turned to the dread and said,

 ”What do you have to say in the matter?”

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The rasta sat down for a while contemplating… then

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slowly rose and said,

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Comments (1) Jul 12 2013

“Kiss mi neck!”

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stairway.jpg Stairway to Heaven image by godsrose123

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A Jamaican and a Trinidadian, waiting at the pearly gates, struck up a conversation. 

“How did you die?” the Trinidadian man asked the Jamaican.

 ”I froze to death mon”, said the Jamaican. 

“That’s awful! How does it feel to freeze to death?” asked the Trinidadian.

“Well brother, it was very uncomfortable at first but when the cold hit, my whole body started to shake and I got pain in my fingers and toes.

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Eventually, it became, a very calm way to die. I got numb and then I just drifted off, like dying in your sleep.”

 ”So how did you die Mon?” asked the Jamaican. 

“I had a heart attack”, said the Trinidadian. 

“You see, I did believe my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom and found her alone

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knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast

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Comments (2) Jul 12 2013

Music Makes A Healthier You

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“He who sings scares away his woes.”

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~Cervantes 

 

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Persons going to music festivals seldom think about the positive health effects that music imparts. As the research continues the body of evidence increasingly shows that music has many positive health benefits.  Music is one of the few activities that involve using the whole brain.  It is intrinsic to all cultures and can have surprising benefits not only for learning language, improving memory and focusing attention, but also for physical coordination and development.

 

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Music can be distracting if it is too loud or too jarring, or if it competes for our attention with what we’re trying to do, but for the most part, exposure to many kinds of music has beneficial effects.

 

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Music Heals

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Listening to music can reduce chronic pain from a range of painful conditions, including osteoarthritis, disc problems and rheumatoid arthritis, by up to 21% and depression by up to 25%, according to a paper in the UK-based Journal of Advanced Nursing.  Music therapy is increasingly used in hospitals to reduce the need for medication during childbirth, to decrease post-operative pain and complement the use of anesthesia during surgery.  There are several theories about how music positively affects perceived pain:

 

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Music Serves as a Distractor

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Music may give the patient a sense of control.

 

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Music causes the body to release endorphins to counteract pain.

 

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Slow music relaxes a person by slowing their breathing and heartbeat.

 

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Reducing Blood Pressure

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Comments (0) Apr 14 2013

The Wife’s Cat

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A Jamaican man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of it one day

by driving twenty blocks from his home and leaving it at the park.

 

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As he was getting home,

the cat was walking up the driveway.

 

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The next day he decided to drive the cat forty blocks away.

He put the beast out and headed home.

 

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Driving up his driveway, there was the cat!

 

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He kept taking the cat farther and farther away

and the cat would always beat him home.

 

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At last he decided to drive a much greater distance away,

turning right, then left, past bridges,

then make more right and left turns

until he was sure he was a safe distance

then left the cat there.

 

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Hours later the man calls home to his wife,

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