Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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We complain about the cross we bear
but don’t realize it is preparing us for the dip in the
road that God can see and we cannot.
Whatever your cross, whatever your pain,
there will always be sunshine, after the rain….
Perhaps you may stumble, perhaps even fall;
But God’s always ready, to answer your call….
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Nov 13 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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A man was walking along the beach at Malibu when he found a bottle. He looked around and didn’t see anyone so he opened it. A genie appeared and thanked the man for letting him out.
The genie said, “For your kindness I will grant you one wish, but only one..” The man thought for a minute and said, “I have always wanted to go to Hawaii but have never been able to because I’m afraid of flying and ships make me claustrophobic and ill. So, I wish for a bridge to be built from here to Hawaii.”
The genie thought for a few minutes and said, “No, I don’t think I can do that. Just think of all the work involved with the pilings needed to hold up the highway and how deep they would have to be to reach the bottom of the ocean. Think of all the pavement that would be needed. No, that is just too much to ask.”
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Sep 27 2008
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One day three men were walking along and came upon a raging, violent river.
They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do it.
The first man prayed to God saying, “Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.
” Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs, and he was able to swim across the river in about two hours.
Seeing this, the second man prayed to God saying,
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Aug 30 2008