Easter Bunny Accident

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Crazy Vintage Easter Bunny by mrybuckler

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A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

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The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

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The driver felt guilty and began to cry.

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A woman driving down the same highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

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“I feel terrible,” he explained. “I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny and killed it. There may not be an Easter because of me. What should I do? ”

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The woman told the man not to worry. She knew exactly what to do. She went to her car

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Comments (2) Apr 02 2010

Top 10 Signs The Easter Bunny Is Cranky

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10. Goes around telling children that Santa’s not real.
9. All the eggs seem to be hidden in dingy Irish pubs.
8. Says to one of the kids, “Tug my tail again and you’re on a milk carton.”
7. Created the “Melissa” computer virus.
6. Recently walked in on his wife and the Energizer Bunny.
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Comments (0) Apr 13 2009

Easter Bunny Accident

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A man was blissfully driving along the highway, when he saw the Easter Bunny hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the Bunny, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of his car and was hit. The basket of eggs went flying all over the place. Candy, too.

The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become of the Bunny carrying the basket. Much to his dismay, the colorful Bunny was dead.

Read More

Comments (0) Apr 12 2009