Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: bus, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, police, thief
Trevor and Tony are walking home from Greater Portmore to Waterford after a night of drinking. They have no money to get a taxi and are staggering all over the place when they find themselves outside the bus depot. Trevor has an idea and says to Tony: “Go in deh and tief a bus so we can drive home and mi wi stay out ya and watch out fi di police”. Tony duly breaks into the garage and is gone for twenty minutes while Trevor is wondering what the hell he is doing so long. Eventually Trevor sticks his head around the wall and sees Tony running from bus to bus and looking very worried. “What di hell
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bus, company, driver, funny, hilarious, jokes
As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat.
Later I called the company and was relieved that the driver had found my bag.
When I went to pick it up, several off-duty bus drivers surrounded me.
One man handed me my pocketbook, two typewritten pages and a box containing the contents of my purse.
“We’re required to inventory lost wallets and purses,” he explained. “I think you’ll find everything there.”
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Sep 27 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bus, funny, hilarious, jokes, man, woman
A radical feminist is getting on a bus when just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat.
She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up.
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Aug 11 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bus, cop, elderly, friends, funny, hilarious, jokes, laughter, man, officer, police, sheriff, ticket
Slap Happy News…..Just For Laughs!
Retired Friends:
Working people frequently ask retired people…..what they do to make…their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day Gladys and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about…5…minutes . When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said…
“Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?” He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi. Read More
Jul 30 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: baby, bus, driver, funny, hilarious, jokes, passenger
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The busdriver said:”That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen.” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
“The bus driver insulted me.” she fumed.
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Jul 19 2008