Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.
As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, ‘Hey old man, have you ever danced?’
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Apr 17 2009
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: Africa, airport, art, blonde, butt, cat, dictionary, doctor, dog, eyes, flight, fool, funny, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, language, laughter, letter, man, medication, medicine, moron, nurse, others, patient, penis, physician, plane, rectum, religion, smiles, specialist, surgeon, task, woman, words, work
Artery………….Study of paintings
Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria
Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails
Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U
Ceasarean Section….District in Rome
Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty
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Apr 09 2009
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
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2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.
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3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.
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4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!
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The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
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After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby. He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with relief.
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Feb 01 2009
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Always take the time to smell the roses…and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee.
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If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek…nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.
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If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.
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It’s always darkest before dawn…so if you’re gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that’s the tme to do it.