An Old Prospector

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An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat. He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.

As he stood there brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, ‘Hey old man, have you ever danced?’

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Blonde Medical Dictionary

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Artery………….Study of paintings

Bacteria…………Backdoor to cafeteria

Barium…………..What to do when treatment fails

Bowel…………….Letter like A E I O or U

Ceasarean Section….District in Rome

Cat Scan………….Searching for Kitty

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Comments (0) Apr 09 2009

Confucius Say‏

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*  
Man who run in
front of car get tired.  
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.  
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.  
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Spanish Words of the Day

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1. *Cheese*
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.

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 2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there’s not mushroom.

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3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn’t know how to read so I shoulder.

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4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I’m not home wondering where I’m at!

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Life Philosophies

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Always take the time to smell the roses…and sooner or later you’ll inhale a bee.

If a motorist cuts you off, just turn the other cheek…nothing gets the message across like a good mooning.

If genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people.

It’s always darkest before dawn…so if you’re gonna steal the neighbors newspaper, that’s the tme to do it.

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“Hard to fool them flies though”

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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and
the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and
in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the
farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and
as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were
buzzing around his head.The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there,
are ya?”
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