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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and
the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and
in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the
farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and
as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were
buzzing around his head.The farmer said, “Having some problems with circle flies there,
are ya?”
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, beauty, butt, car, companion, couple, doctor, funny, gift, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, laughter, man, money, mother, parent, partner, present, secret, smiles, spouse, wife, woman, youth
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
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Nov 07 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: butt, child, cop, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, officer, patrolman, policeman, rectum, sheriff, short, smiles
A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you”
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Nov 02 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: America, attitude, behavior, butt, ceremony, culture, custom, dialect, Easter, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, morning, patois, politics, president, rain, respect, rhyme, smiles, supporter, time, vernacular, voter, water, White House, winner, words
Good Morning My JAMAICAN VOTERS in the WONDERFUL
U. S. Of A.!!!
After watching the final debate the other night, it dawned on me that Obama could actually win this thing. If that happens, there will be a lot of JAMAICAN VOTERS who may not know how to conduct themselves!!
To keep the peace and keep a lot of folks from getting nervous, I (Althea Fennell) have developed a Top TEN list of behaviors we should probably avoid - at least for the first few days:
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Nov 01 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
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The Official Blonde Sex Quiz
…
TRUE or FALSE?
1. Pubic hair is a wild rabbit in the Outback.
2. “Spread Eagle” is an extinct bird.
3. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
4. The G-string is part of a violin.
5. Anus is the Latin word for yearly.
6. Testicles are found on an octopus.
7. Foetus is a character in “Gunsmoke”.
8. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute.
9. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
10. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Boogieman: The guy who passes time at a stoplight picking
his nose.
Coffin: What you do when you get a piece of popcorn stuck in
your throat.
Frankenstein: Hot dog and a mug of beer.
Full Moon: What your repairman reveals when he bends over to
fix your fridge.
Goblin: How you eat the Snickers bars you got for Halloween.
Invisible Man: What a guy becomes when there’s housework to
be done.
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Oct 15 2008