Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: cat, food, fun, funny, funtime, humanity, humor, laughter, legs, man, morning, others, prayer, sleep, smiles, teeth, woman
Now I lay me down to sleep,The king-size bed looks soft and deep…I’ll move right into the center grooveSo my humans can hardly move!I’ve trapped their legs,
they’re tucked in tight
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: aroma, butt, car, cat, companion, couple, crabs, dog, elevator, fart, fish, fragrance, funny, game, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, language, laughter, man, money, odor, partner, perfume, rectum, scent, sex, smiles, sports, spouse, traffic, vehicle, war, wife, words
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Feb 10 2009
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: cat, classic, concentration, eyes, fiction, focus, funny, hat, hats, humor, jokes, language, laughter, novel, pussy, reading, relaxation, rest, short, smiles, words
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Jan 23 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: age, alcohol, ale, baby, bar, beer, bell, bouquet, cat, cemetery, champagne, children, cold, companion, couple, custom, daffodil, dinner, dog, drunk, duty, education, elderly, employee, employer, England, era, eyes, facts, family, fat, feast, flame, flowers, food, fragrance, friends, ghost, gin, hands, history, home, House, humor, husband, ice, job, journey, lake, laughter, life, liquor, listening, love, man, marriage, Mathematics, meat, money, ocean, odor, others, partner, perfume, pond, pool, privilege, protection, pub, rhyme, rivers, road, rose, roses, rum, scent, scotch, sea, seniors, sharing, smell, smiles, snow, spouse, stew, stream, task, tequila, thought, time, travel, truth, vegetables, vodka, water, whiskey, wife, wine, winter, woman, work
> > The next time you are washing your hands and complain
> > because the water temperature isn’t just how you like it,
> > think about how things used to be. Here are some facts
> > about the1500s:
> >
> > These are interesting…
> >
> > Most people got married in June because they took
> > their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by
> > June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides
> > carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence
> > the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting
> > married.
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Dec 16 2008
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, alcohol, anger, anxiety, aroma, beer, boots, breakfast, car, Caribbean, cat, cemetery, champagne, children, Chinese, cold, cow, culture, custom, depression, dialect, dinner, era, eyes, family, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, ghost, gin, girl, glasses, highway, hilarious, history, home, horse, House, humor, ice, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, language, laughter, lifestyle, light, liquor, man, mirror, Miss Lou, obituary, odor, others, path, patois, perfume, period, pumps, recipe, reflection, road, rum, scent, scotch, sex, smell, smiles, stress, style, sugar, Sunday, teeth, tequila, time, traffic, travel, treats, trip, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, vehicle, vernacular, vodka, whiskey, wine, wisdom, woman, words
Express disgust by ’sucking’ or ‘kissing’ their teeth
Point with their mouth
‘Cut yeye’ when upset with someone
Wear a ‘frock’, not a dress
Refer to fancy shoes as ‘boot’
Stir the ice in their drinks to make it colder
Take the ice in their mouth and spit it back into the glass while drinking
Eat the ice loudly when the ‘drinks’ is finished
Refer to vegetables, yams, green bananas, etc as ‘hard food’ or just ‘food’
Strip sugar cane with their teeth
Refer to any traveling distance as ‘jus’ roun’ di car-nah!’
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: attitude, behavior, car, cat, children, coffee, computer, dinner, earth, eyes, food, friends, health, home, House, humanity, imitation, internet, learning, life, manners, online, others, parents, personality, president, skill, truth, universe, White House, world, youth
A true story points to a universal truth about human beings: we learn
best by watching how others behave.
President Calvin Coolidge once invited friends from his hometown to
dine with him at the White House. Unsure of their table manners, the
guests decided to imitate the president. They watched closely to see
which utensils he used, what foods he ate and when.
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Nov 20 2008