Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: chalkboard, classroom, funny, hilarious, jokes, Little Johnny, student, teacher
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in the class. She quickly turned and asked, “What’s so funny, Pat?” “I just saw one of your garters!”
“Get out of my classroom,” she yells, “I don’t want to see you for three days!”
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Jun 09 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: chalkboard, child, class, computer, funny, hilarious, humor, internet, jokes, laughter, movie, online, school, skills, smiles, student, teacher, video
While reviewing math symbols with my second-grade pupils,I drew a greater-than (>) and a less-than (<) sign on thechalkboard and asked, “Does anyone remember what these mean?”
A few moments passed, and then a boy confidently raised his
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: blackboard, chalkboard, classroom, funny, hilarious, jokes, lesson, student, teacher
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had written the word ‘penis’ in tiny letters. She turned around, scanned the class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and began her class.
The next day she went into the room, and she saw, in larger letters, the word ‘penis’ again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day’s lesson.
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Oct 18 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: chalkboard, fool, funny, humor, idiot, jokes, journey, laughter, man, short, smiles, travel
A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear.
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He goes down another thirty feet and the guy with no equipment stays with him. He takes out a waterproof chalkboard and writes, “How the hell can you stay down this deep without equipment?”
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Sep 12 2008
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: blackboard, chalkboard, class, classroom, English, funny, humor, jokes, language, laughter, man, power, Professor, short, smiles, students, teacher, woman, words
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the blackboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..
All of the males in the class wrote:
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the females in the class wrote: Read More
Aug 16 2008
