Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY".
Tags: beauty, blessings, bliss, champagne, concert, diamonds, dinner, embrace, family, fashion, food, gift, happiness, hugs, joy, kindness, kisses, life, love, mother, Mother's Day, movie, party, pearls, restaurant, smiles, style, wine, woman
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: bank, bar, beer, car, champagne, drunk, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, man, money, penis, restaurant, sex, tequila, vodka, waiter, waitress, whiskey, wine, woman
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Mar 07 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, boss, cab, champagne, cop, drunk, funny, hilarious, job, jokes, life, man, money, officer, patrolman, police, rum, sheriff, taxi, tequila, vodka, whiskey, wife, wine
There’s this guy in a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t see a man crying.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police, they say they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I
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Aug 01 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, champagne, devil, drunk, funny, hell, hilarious, jokes, rum, tequila, whiskey, wine
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, car, champagne, church, drunk, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, rum, smiles, Sunday, tequila, traffic, whiskey, wine
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, he said “Lord, take pity on me.
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Nov 08 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, champagne, couple, dog, drunk, funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, man, marriage, rum, sex, spouse, tequila, whiskey, wife, wine, woman
A man walks into a bar and says “Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack”.
The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says “Another”.
The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says “Another”.
As the bartender pours the third glass he says, “Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?”
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Oct 31 2008
