Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, beauty, black, boss, chance, color, colors, duty, employee, employer, era, eyes, feeling, feelings, focus, funny, girl, goodness, granny, hand, hands, hilarious, history, humor, impression, job, jokes, kisses, labor, laughter, life, lifestyle, lifetime, man, manager, mountain, noise, perception, perceptive, period, satisfaction, smiles, sound, station, supervisor, task, thought, ticket, time, touch, train, woman, work, youth
.
Kiss and Slap
==============
.
A young technician and his general manager board a train headed
through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no
place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from
a young woman and her grandmother.
.
After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young
tech are interested in each other because they are giving each
other looks.
.
Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black.
There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there
without saying a word.
.
The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for
that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”
.
The general manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know
the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure
Read More
Apr 15 2012
Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: accident, alcohol, attorney, bar, beer, bliss, bus, car, champagne, chance, check, cold, companion, couple, court, day, diet, drunk, eyes, family, funny, gin, hands, happiness, health, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, ice, jokes, journey, joy, judge, language, laughter, lawyer, licence, license, liquor, man, Mathematics, money, morning, New York, partner, path, pub, rain, recipe, road, rum, scotch, season, short, smiles, snow, spouse, tequila, time, traffic, travel, truck, vehicle, vodka, weather, whiskey, wife, wine, winter, woman, words
Add a teaspoon of it
To your diet each day
.
.
My sister said its so cold where she is
that she saw a lawyer with his hands
in his own pockets……..brrrrrrr!
><><
Its been said that 95% of drivers skidding on snow slickened roads say,
”Oh my God”. The other 5% are from Buffalo, NY and say,
Read More
Oct 29 2011
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, America, belief, bliss, chance, children, doctor, faith, happiness, hope, humanity, joy, life, man, money, mother, parent, power, president, quotes, relationship, success, tips, woman
.
Charles Revson, founder of the successful cosmetic manufacturing
firm Revlon, once said, “In our factory we make lipstick. In our
advertising, we sell hope.”
.
We could use a little more hope. I think that is why people buy
lottery tickets. One poor mother, who was raising her children on a
small salary earned from long hours of hard work, was asked, “Why do
you waste your money on a lottery ticket when you can hardly make
ends meet?”
.
“Yeah, I buy a ticket every day,” the woman acknowledged. “But a
dollar is not too much to pay for 24 hours of hope.”
.
There are probably better uses for her money than buying lottery
tickets. But she would rather hang onto a little hope than onto her
dollar. .
We need hope. It is a vital ingredient in life. Without it, far too
many people come to the conclusion that they are powerless in the
face of difficulties. “It can’t be helped,” is their motto. Without
hope, they won’t make needed changes. They feel powerless. Without
hope, they will grimly accept the unacceptable and believe that
things are about as good as they will ever get.
. I’ve found that I can either be a prisoner of circumstances or a
practitioner of hope. I can feel sorry for myself and helpless to do
anything about my problems, or I can believe there is a realistic
chance for something better.
. Norman Cousins, in his book Head First, the Biology of Hope,
illustrates the power of hope. He tells of two physicians who were
Read More
Jun 18 2010
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: advice, anxiety, bird, bliss, carpenter, chance, children, companion, couple, depression, earth, emotion, energy, family, funny, global, globe, hand, happiness, home, House, husband, inspiration, job, joy, life, man, minister, others, partner, pastor, pope, preacher, present, priest, purpose, reverend, spouse, stress, task, time, tips, tool, tools, truck, universe, wife, wisdom, woman, work, world
A sign in a pet store read, “If anybody has seen the Bluebird of
Happiness, would you please notify this pet store?”
..
Happiness seems to be in short supply for many people. If the
results of recent surveys can be trusted, there is a general decline
of happiness in today’s world. And people were not all that
cheerful a few years back! It was Oliver Wendell Holmes who stated,
“I might have been a minister for aught I know, if a certain
clergyman had not looked and talked like an undertaker.” (I have to
say, though, that some clergy and undertakers I’ve known could teach
the rest of us something about joy.)
..
Joy and happiness are not always the same things. Happiness can be
thought of as more of a temporary, emotional condition, often based
on outside circumstances. Joy, on the other hand, is deeper. It is
often contentment in spite of the unsettling present. We can be
basically joyful, regardless of a particular unhappy situation that
we may be enduring. It is sometimes just a matter of keeping
perspective on our troubles, and especially when those troubles
seem to be in long supply.
You may know the story of the man who had a marvelous way of keeping
joy in his life. He was a carpenter. He followed the same ritual
every day when he came home from the job. He stopped by a small tree
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life".
Tags: actor, actress, Africa, African, baby, beauty, body, celebrity, chance, doctor, drugs, family, fraternal, granny, health, hospital, identical, influence, life, make-up, man, Mathematics, medication, medicine, mother, mother-in-law, nurse, office, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, smiles, specialist, surgeon, twins, woman
Doesn’t it seem like twins are becoming more common? They are!
Who is most likely to have twins?
- Women who are non-identical twins themselves
- Women who have already had a set of non-identical twins
- Women with a female family member who has had non-identical twins
- Women of African descent
Well, those characteristics probably haven’t changed much in the last decades, but here is one that has:
- Women using fertility drugs
Scarlett Johansson, part of the ensemble cast of the new movie “He’s Just Not that Into You,” has a twin brother named Hunter. He is also an actor.
***
How does twinning occur?
Read More
May 09 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bank, chance, check, cold, color, control, dad, day, duty, father, father-in-law, food, friends, funds, funny, humor, ice, idea, job, jokes, language, laughter, light, man, Mathematics, money, others, pilot, salesman, smiles, snow, star, summer, task, television, vehicle, winter, woman, words, work
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
——————————————————————————–
Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
——————————————————————————–
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
——————————————————————————–
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
——————————————————————————–
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
——————————————————————————–
Read More
Apr 24 2009