Posted: under Games.
Tags: age, celebration, Chinese, color, country, earth, exam, fun, funtime, future, game, island, King, man, queen, quiz, Russian, smiles, test, war, wish, woman, world
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel’s hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI’s first name?
What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?
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Jan 23 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, alcohol, anger, anxiety, aroma, beer, boots, breakfast, car, Caribbean, cat, cemetery, champagne, children, Chinese, cold, cow, culture, custom, depression, dialect, dinner, era, eyes, family, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, ghost, gin, girl, glasses, highway, hilarious, history, home, horse, House, humor, ice, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, language, laughter, lifestyle, light, liquor, man, mirror, Miss Lou, obituary, odor, others, path, patois, perfume, period, pumps, recipe, reflection, road, rum, scent, scotch, sex, smell, smiles, stress, style, sugar, Sunday, teeth, tequila, time, traffic, travel, treats, trip, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, vehicle, vernacular, vodka, whiskey, wine, wisdom, woman, words
Yu kno seh dem is a Jamaican wen dem…..
Express disgust by ’sucking’ or ‘kissing’ their teeth
Point with their mouth
‘Cut yeye’ when upset with someone
Wear a ‘frock’, not a dress
Refer to fancy shoes as ‘boot’
Stir the ice in their drinks to make it colder
Take the ice in their mouth and spit it back into the glass while drinking
Eat the ice loudly when the ‘drinks’ is finished
Refer to vegetables, yams, green bananas, etc as ‘hard food’ or just ‘food’
Strip sugar cane with their teeth
Refer to any traveling distance as ‘jus’ roun’ di car-nah!’
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: America, Chinese, happiness, man, time, woman
The Hour Has Come
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Happy people never count hours as they pass.
~Chinese Proverb~
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Don’t forget to set your clocks back one hour tonight
if you are in the U.S.
Nov 01 2008
Posted: under "A TASTE of the TROPICS".
Tags: African, age, alcohol, anxiety, bamboo, beaches, beef, birth, birthday, Bob Marley, British, Caribbean, chicken, Chinese, color, colors, culinary, dance, depression, diet, dreadlocks, drugs, Englishman, era, fire, fish, flame, flavor, flavors, food, foods, force, French, fruit, fruits, herb, history, indian, influence, ingredient, ingredients, island, ital, Jamaican, jerk, land, liquor, meat, mountain, music, pain, paradise, pasta, patties, period, race, rasta, rastafarian, recipe, reggae, rivers, rum, seasoning, secret, secrets, shellfish, smiles, Spanish, stress, style, sugar, teeth, time, treats, tropics, vegetarian, veggie, war, water, worries
Mention Jamaica to any non-Jamaican and immediately he or she will respond Bob Marley! Reggae music! No problem man! Or Jerk cooking.
Is Jerk the name of a dance? Maybe!
Is jerk the name of a person? Maybe!
Then what is jerk?
Jerk seasoning is made up of various herbs and spices. Jerking is using this seasoning on various meats and cooking slowly on medium heat. The term herb is also used to describe “Jamaica Ganja” a potent illegal weed, or illegal substance or drug. Jerk was a method used by the maroons to prepare wild pigs in their fight in the hills of Jamaica against the British.
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Oct 19 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: air, aroma, beaches, body, car, Chinese, coffee, diet, duty, fart, fool, fragrance, funny, gas, hilarious, horse, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, moron, odor, perfume, road, scent, sign, smell, smiles, stupid, tablecloth, task, traffic, travel, trip, truck, van, vehicle, words, work
That’s not right. - Sum Ting Wong.
Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me as soon as possible. - Kum Hia Nao.
Stupid Man. - Dum Gai.
Small Horse. - Tai Ni Po Ni.
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. - Ai Bang Mai Ni.
I think you need a face lift. - Chin Tu Fat.
It’s very dark in here. - Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet. - Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. - No Pah King.
You are not very bright. - Yu So Dum.
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: aid, air, American, bank, bishop, charity, check, Chinese, church, contribution, decision, dialect, donation, funds, funny, gas, gift, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, Lord, money, offering, pastor, patois, pope, preacher, present, priest, reverend, service, Sunday, surprise, token, vernacular
Three pastors in a certain denomination - an American, Chinese and a Jamaican - were having some difficulty making a decision regarding their Sunday church offering; specifically, which portion they should keep as salary, and which portion should go to the Lord.
The American said, “Whenever I collect the offering and the service is through, after church I put the money in a box- go outside- take a stick
and draw a line on the floor and throw the money in the air. Whatever falls on the right is for the Lord and whatever falls on the left is mine.”
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Sep 15 2008