U Turns

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“Thanks for inviting me to go to church with you next Saturday, Uncle Al.” Tim and his uncle were on their way to Bonny Lake. They had heard the fishing there was great. “I . . . I don’t want to hurt your feelings,” continued Tim, “but . . . well . . . I’m not sure I want to get into this religious stuff. Besides, Mom and Dad don’t think it’s a good idea.”

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“Oh?” asked Uncle Al in surprise. “I thought you said that your parents wouldn’t mind if you went with me. You sounded quite interested last week. You even said the Gospel was beginning to make sense to you.”

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“Yeah, but since then I’ve done a lot of thinking,” Tim said slowly. “I don’t think I feel like getting ‘saved’ right now. The crowd I hang around with at school wouldn’t understand, and I like being with them. Someday I’ll start going to church, but I think I’ll just go on the way I am for a while. I know I’m not perfect, but I’m not so bad, either.”

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Tim’s uncle drove on silently for a few minutes. “Oh, no!” he exclaimed as they passed a road sign. “I was so intent on our conversation that I missed the turnoff! We should have gotten off this road five miles back!”

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“Guess we’ll have to turn around and go back now, huh?” asked Tim.

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But Uncle Al shook his head. “I don’t feel like turning around right now,” he said. “I guess we’ll just keep going

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Comments (0) Jul 23 2010

Leaving a legacy…

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Father's Day Card 05 by EcardWizard.  

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The first way to leave a good legacy is found in Paul’s letter to the church at Ephesus.

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Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her. (NIV, Ephesians 5:25) The translation in The Message says this.

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Comments (0) Jun 20 2010

Little John the Baptist

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Wet Cat by Ilya Boyandin.  

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Johnny’s Mother looked out the window and noticed him “playing church” with their cat.

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He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it.

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She smiled and went about her work.

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 A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the

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Comments (4) Apr 29 2010

YOU TOOK MY SPACE

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 Jesus on the Cross by ><((>.

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One day, a man went to visit a church, He got there early, parked his car and got out.  Another car pulled up near the driver got out and said, ” I always park there!

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You took my place!”
 

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The visitor went inside for Sunday School, found an empty seat and sat down A young
 lady from the church approached him and stated, “That ‘ s my seat! You took my place!”

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The visitor was somewhat distressed by this rude welcome, but said nothing.

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After Sunday School, the visitor went into the sanctuary and sat down. Another member walked up to him and said, ” That ‘ s where I always sit! You took my place!” The visitor was even more troubled by this treatment,
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Comments (0) Apr 02 2010

A MountainWings Moment . . . Pastor’s Advice‏

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32434wt1c8j2wf1-1.gif Spiritual image by ckcchapman

 

A man has been in business for many, many years and the business
is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide
and he doesn’t know what to do. He goes to the Pastor to seek
his advice.
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He tells the Pastor about all of his problems in the business
and asks the Pastor what he should do. The Pastor says,
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“Take a beach chair and a Bible and put them in your car and
drive down to the edge of the ocean. Go to the water’s edge.
Take the beach chair out of the car, sit on it and take the
Bible out and open it up. The wind will rifle the pages for a
while and eventually the Bible will stay open at a particular
page. Read the Bible and it will tell you what to do.”
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The man does as he is told.

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Comments (0) Oct 03 2009

I BELIEVE

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Personal Use Only - Prayer Card by takeabreak.

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Romans 10:8-11 (NRSV)But what does it say?
“The word is near you,
on your lips and in your heart”
(that is, the word of faith that we proclaim); because if you confess with your
lips that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the
dead, you will be saved. For one believes with the heart and so is justified,
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Comments (0) Jun 30 2009