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Mi hate when mi go a weddin and di ol’ people dem a
jook mi inna mi side an seh
“a yuh nex, a yuh nex”.
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May 08 2012
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something".
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The Saving Grace In An Ashtray
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God places people in our path for us to be a blessing.
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Growing up in New York in a single parent household, my mother
would always get on me about giving things away. I can remember
as far back at the age of seven, I gave a little girl my shoes
off my feet because I saw a need. My mother would always say
that I would never have anything, but that way of thinking never
was in my mindset.
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I know that in accordance to God’s will, when He instructs us to
give, we must be obedient because in all actuality, it all
belongs to Him. I believe if every person heeded God’s voice
when He instructs them to bless someone, we would be in a better
position as a country and as a people.
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My son and I were in Powder Springs driving home down Hwy 278
when we saw this young woman walking, looking as though she was
exhausted. I made a U-turn and came back around and asked her
could we give her a ride. She took the offer immediately.
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As I am driving I hear God’s voice say to give her the money
that I had in my ashtray. I don’t smoke so I would keep change
or throw the dollars I have in the ashtray.
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The only thing was that I knew that I had $300 in the astray.
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I didn’t hesitate, nor was I upset about His request, I just
heeded. As I dropped her off to her destination I could see that
it was an environment of drugs, sexual perversions and God knows
what. As she was thanking me for the ride, I took the money out
of the ashtray and balled it up in my hand and placed it in her
hand.
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She didn’t know what I was giving her and I asked her not to
think nothing of it and told her that God loves her and that He
is with her every step of the way. I gave her my business card
and told her if she ever needed to get to church call me and I
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May 01 2012
Posted: under "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT".
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Attitude
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The longer I live,
the more I realize the impact of attitude on life.
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Attitude to me is more important than facts.
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It is more important than the past, than education, than money,
than circumstances, than what other people think, or say or do.
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It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill.
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It will make or break a company, a church or a home.
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The remarkable thing is we have a choice every day regarding the
attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our
past. We cannot change the fact that people will act in a
certain way. We cannot change the inevitable.
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The only thing that we can do is to play on the one string we
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Apr 18 2012
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A minister told his congregation, “Next week I plan to preach about
the sin of lying.
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To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17.”
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The following Sunday the minister asked for a show of hands to
indicate
how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up. The minister smiled
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A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the
Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung
over and tired, he finally nods off.
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The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his
apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon,
the preacher decides to make an example of him.
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He says to his congregation, “All those wishing to have a place
in heaven, please stand.”
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The whole room stands up except, of course, the sleeping man.
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Then the preacher says even more loudly, “And he who would like
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Feb 23 2012
Posted: under Daily Quotes.
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Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
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- Willa Cather
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Jan 11 2012