“Go home again”

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By Bob Perks
Don’t tell me you can’t go home.
I just came back from there.
My phone rang early last Saturday morning.
“Hey, did you see in the paper that 466 is
having a house sale?” my brother asked.
“No, are they really?”
“Yes.  I think we’re going down later just
walk through it.”
466 is the house number of the home we lived
in when I was growing up.  I lived in a
community that always stayed close to where
you were born.  Families rarely moved away
back then.  That is until the kids graduated
high school.  Then it appears that most
of my class mates left the area.

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Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work

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  • It’s an incentive to show up.

  • It reduces stress.

  • It leads to more honest communication.

  • It reduces complaints about low pay.

  • It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.

  • Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.

  • It helps save on heating costs in the winter.

  • It encourages carpooling.

  • Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,you don’t care.

  • It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

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  • Miles Of Smiles

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    Infect the whole world with your S-M-I-L-E  today….

    GOD LOVES YOU AND SO DO I…

    Image 

    DEAR FRIENDS…..EVERYONE ENJOY! ! Image

     

     

    and there is
    some cake
    Image ready too!

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    The Intuitive Drunk

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    A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2 percent milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.
    The drunk says, “You must be single.”

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    Comments (0) Jan 25 2009

    Christmas at the Gas Station‏

    Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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    This will really touch your heart.

    …..
    This story is a little long but worth the time to read it!
    …..
    Happy New Year!!
    …..
    The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn’t hate Christmas, just couldn’t find a reason to celebrate.
    ..
     He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. “Thank you, but I don’t mean to intrude,” said the stranger. “I see you’re busy, I’ll just go.” “Not without something hot in your belly.” George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. “It ain’t much, but it’s hot and tasty, “Stew … Made it myself. When you’re done, there’s coffee and it’s fresh.”
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    A Carrot, an Egg and a Cup of Coffee‏

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     You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again. ….. 

             A young woman went to her mother and told

     her about her life and how things were so hard for

     her. She did not know how she was going to make it

     and wanted to give up, She was tired of fighting

     and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved,

     a new one arose.  

        Her mother took her to the kitchen.  She

     filled three pots with water and placed each on a

     high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first

     she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs,

     and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She

     let them sit and boil; without saying a word.  

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