Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, company, employee, employer, funny, humor, job, jokes, language, laughter, magazine, man, manager, money, sale, smiles, supervisor, task, time, voice, woman, words, work
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store’s opening time.
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A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curses. On the man’s second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown to the end of the line again.
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Mar 08 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: boss, company, control, duty, employee, employer, exam, exercise, food, funny, health, humor, job, jokes, language, laughter, learning, life, magazine, man, manager, permission, smiles, supervisor, task, test, time, treats, truth, woman, words, work
The company I work for sometimes holds “Lunch and Learn”seminars for employees during lunchtime. These deal with a
variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar
lasts beyond the normal lunch hour, we’re supposed to get
managerial approval to attend.
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
Tags: asset, blessings, Christ, comfort, companion, company, designer, earth, faith, family, fashion, father, forgiveness, friends, gift, God, grace, granny, health, heart, inspiration, insurance, Jesus, King, life, Lord, love, man, mansion, money, mother, mother-in-law, needs, peace, policy, psalm, riches, Savior, scripture, spirit, style, universe, woman, world
The King’s Insurance Company guarantees :
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LIFE
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. (John 3:16)
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HEALTH
Who forgives all your iniquities, Who heals all your diseases, (Psalms 103:3)
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CLOTHING
If then God so clothes the grass, which today is in the field and tomorrow is thrown into the oven, how much more will He clothe you, O you of little faith? (Luke 12:28)
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DAILY NEEDS
And my God shall supply all your need according to His riches in glory by Christ Jesus. (Philippians 4:19)
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Feb 07 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "LOVE is LOVELY", "When You're Down to Nothing God's UP to Something", Inspirationals.
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This will really touch your heart.
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This story is a little long but worth the time to read it!
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Happy New Year!!
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The old man sat in his gas station on a cold Christmas Eve. He hadn’t been anywhere in years since his wife had passed away. It was just another day to him. He didn’t hate Christmas, just couldn’t find a reason to celebrate.
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He was sitting there looking at the snow that had been falling for the last hour and wondering what it was all about when the door opened and a homeless man stepped through. Instead of throwing the man out, Old George as he was known by his customers, told the man to come and sit by the heater and warm up. “Thank you, but I don’t mean to intrude,” said the stranger. “I see you’re busy, I’ll just go.” “Not without something hot in your belly.” George said. He turned and opened a wide mouth Thermos and handed it to the stranger. “It ain’t much, but it’s hot and tasty, “Stew … Made it myself. When you’re done, there’s coffee and it’s fresh.”
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Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
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The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh fi want nutt’n.
Ah Him ah prevent mi from tell off people everyday.
Ah Him ah gimme peace, when so-so madness a gwan roun’ mi.
Ah Him ah remine mi fi pray and fi do everyting widout complain, murmur or kiss mi teet.
Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, noh mi job, ah mi source, although lickle more pay woulda nice.
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Jan 04 2009
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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick:
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… What happened last night?”
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Sep 28 2008