Posted: under Short Funny Jokes.
Tags: anger, boss, check, clerk, cold, cough, cure, doctor, duty, employee, employer, fool, funds, funny, healing, health, hilarious, hospital, humor, idiot, job, jokes, labor, laughter, man, manager, medication, medicine, money, moron, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, prescription, short, smiles, stupid, sugar, supervisor, task, woman, work
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily against a wall. The owner goes inside and asks his clerk what’s up.
“He wanted something for his cough, but I couldn’t find the cough syrup,” the clerk explains. “So I gave him a laxative and told him to take it all at once.”
“Laxatives won’t cure a cough, you idiot,” the owner shouts angrily.
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Apr 25 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: advice, aid, bedtime, Canada, Canadian, child, cold, cough, cure, doctor, health, hospital, ice, information, life, man, medicines, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, prescription, research, rest, scientist, scientists, sleep, snow, time, tips, winter, woman
VICKS VAPOR RUB INFORMATION FOR YOU.
READ IT ALL
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A believer in Vicks Vaporub ! Don’t laugh, it works 100% of the time although the scientists at the Canada Research council (who discovered it) aren’t sure why.
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To stop nighttime coughing in a child (or adult as we found out personally), put Vicks Vaporub generously on the bottom of the feet at bedtime, then cover with socks. Even persistent, heavy, deep coughing will stop in about 5 minutes and stay stopped for many, many hours of relief. Works 100% of the time and is more effective in children than even very strong prescription cough medicines. In addition it is extremely soothing and comforting and they will sleep soundly.
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Nov 22 2008
Posted: under Funny Poetry.
Tags: cold, cough, day, doctor, eyes, feelings, fun, funny, funtime, health, heart, home, hospital, humor, laughter, man, nurse, office, pharmacist, pharmacy, school, smiles, strength, test, touch, vision, voice, woman
I’m feeling sick and getting worse.
I think I’d better see the nurse.
I’m sure I should go home today.
It could be fatal if I stay.
I’m nauseated, nearly ill.
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I have a fever and a chill.
I have a cold. I have the flu.
I’m turning green and pink and blue.
I have the sweats. I have the shakes,
a stuffy nose, and bellyaches.
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My knees are weak. My vision’s blurred.
My throat is sore. My voice is slurred.
I’m strewn with head lice, ticks, and mites.
I’m covered in mosquito bites.
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Aug 14 2008
Posted: under Dumb Blonde Jokes.
Tags: advice, aid, anger, blonde, bottle, clerk, cough, cure, doctor, dumb, fool, funny, gynecologist, health, hilarious, humor, idiot, jokes, language, laughter, leg, legs, man, medication, medicine, money, morning, moron, noise, nurse, pharmacist, pharmacy, physician, pill, pills, prescription, scientist, silly, smiles, sound, specialist, stupid, sugar, surgeon, syrup, tips, treatment, woman, words
The pharmacist walks into the store to find a
guy leaning heavily against a wall. He asks
the blonde clerk,
“What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”
The blonde clerk responds,
“Well, he came in here this morning to get
something for his cough. I couldn’t find the
cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle
of laxative.”
The pharmacist yells,
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Jul 11 2008