A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane
when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard
that
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow
passenger.”
… The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed itslowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talkabout?”
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 Feb 21 2009
Posted: under Games.
Tags: bird, companion, couple, cow, designer, dog, exam, fashion, fun, funny, funtime, game, Games, girl, hands, humor, husband, language, laughter, letter, man, marriage, mind, money, partner, pope, priest, quiz, sex, smiles, spouse, style, suit, test, wife, woman, words
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What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means the same as intercourse?
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What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?
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What can you find in a man’s pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?
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What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
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Name five words that are each four letters long, end in u-n-t, one of which is a word for a woman?
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What does a dog do that you can step into?
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What four letter word begins with f and ends with k, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands?
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What is hard, six inches long, has two nuts, and can make a girl fat?
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What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of birdcages?
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What is it that all men have one of; it’s longer on some men than on others; the pope doesn’t use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they’re married?
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Jan 24 2009
Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: age, alcohol, anger, anxiety, aroma, beer, boots, breakfast, car, Caribbean, cat, cemetery, champagne, children, Chinese, cold, cow, culture, custom, depression, dialect, dinner, era, eyes, family, fashion, food, fragrance, funny, ghost, gin, girl, glasses, highway, hilarious, history, home, horse, House, humor, ice, island, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, journey, language, laughter, lifestyle, light, liquor, man, mirror, Miss Lou, obituary, odor, others, path, patois, perfume, period, pumps, recipe, reflection, road, rum, scent, scotch, sex, smell, smiles, stress, style, sugar, Sunday, teeth, tequila, time, traffic, travel, treats, trip, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, vehicle, vernacular, vodka, whiskey, wine, wisdom, woman, words
Yu kno seh dem is a Jamaican wen dem…..
Express disgust by ’sucking’ or ‘kissing’ their teeth
Point with their mouth
‘Cut yeye’ when upset with someone
Wear a ‘frock’, not a dress
Refer to fancy shoes as ‘boot’
Stir the ice in their drinks to make it colder
Take the ice in their mouth and spit it back into the glass while drinking
Eat the ice loudly when the ‘drinks’ is finished
Refer to vegetables, yams, green bananas, etc as ‘hard food’ or just ‘food’
Strip sugar cane with their teeth
Refer to any traveling distance as ‘jus’ roun’ di car-nah!’
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: aroma, beauty, boobs, breasts, cow, fragrance, funny, garden, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, pain, perfume, scent, smiles, sunrise, sunset, sunshine, woman
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God.
‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied.
‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.’
It’s these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They’re a real pain,’ reported Eve.
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