Posted: under "Jamaica Labrish Korner", "SMILE" Jamaica ~ "Once You Go --- You Know", Jamaican Jokes.
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Yu kno seh dem is a Jamaican wen dem…..
Express disgust by ’sucking’ or ‘kissing’ their teeth
Point with their mouth
‘Cut yeye’ when upset with someone
Wear a ‘frock’, not a dress
Refer to fancy shoes as ‘boot’
Stir the ice in their drinks to make it colder
Take the ice in their mouth and spit it back into the glass while drinking
Eat the ice loudly when the ‘drinks’ is finished
Refer to vegetables, yams, green bananas, etc as ‘hard food’ or just ‘food’
Strip sugar cane with their teeth
Refer to any traveling distance as ‘jus’ roun’ di car-nah!’
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Nov 29 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: aroma, beauty, boobs, breasts, cow, fragrance, funny, garden, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, pain, perfume, scent, smiles, sunrise, sunset, sunshine, woman
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.
‘So, how is everything going?’ inquired God.
‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied.
‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.’
It’s these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.
They’re a real pain,’ reported Eve.
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes, Games.
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Take this dementia test…
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Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert. The saying; “If you don’t use it, you will lose it,” also applies to the brain, so….. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. Take the following test and determine if you are losing it or are still “with it.”
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OK, relax, clear your mind and…. begin.
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Oct 10 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: air Jamaica, American, cow, dialect, donkey, fart, flight, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaica, Jamaican, jokes, language, laughter, music, passenger, patois, plane, power, reggae, smiles, vernacular, words
An American who was seated next to a Jamaican on Air Jamaica turned to
the Jamaican and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The Jamaican, who had just turned on some reggae on his
walkman, turned it down, and said to the American, “Wha yu like fe
discuss, sah?”
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Sep 21 2008
Posted: under Advice & Tips.
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1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay them.
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2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches;)
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3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening,
whatever. Never let the brain get idle.
“An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.”
And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s!
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4. Enjoy the simple things.
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Sep 18 2008
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A man took his wife to the Denbigh show in Clarendon, Jamaica. One of their first stops was the bull breeding exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, “He mated 50 times last year.”
They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, “This bull mated 120 times last year.” The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, “That’s more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.”
They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, “This Read More
Sep 15 2008