Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?
Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
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Mar 07 2009
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Advice & Tips.
Tags: affection, appreciation, blessings, celebration, choice, communication, couple, creativity, desire, diamonds, experience, holidays, husband, ideas, Jesus, letter, love, massage, prayer, restaurant, romance, sacrifice, source, spouse, Valentine's Day, wife, worship
Here are some ideas for celebrating Valentine’s Day free of romantic pressure:
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Don’t limit yourself to tradition. No matter how many ads you see for diamond jewelry or fancy cologne, despite how many boxes of chocolate and bottles of wine you walk past in the stores, nothing says that you have to buy traditional Valentine’s Day products to have a romantic holiday. By the same token, there’s no reason you can’t celebrate a fulfilling holiday without investing in expensive traditional Valentine’s Day experiences like eating out and taking trips. Be creative. If you have an idea that doesn’t fit the mold of what’s traditionally considered romantic, go ahead and pursue it anyway. For example, maybe you and your spouse are looking forward to choosing materials for a home improvement project you plan to work on together. In that case, you both might actually enjoy spending Valentine’s Day shopping at hardware store, however unromantic that might seem to others.
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, bliss, cheer, cheerfulness, creativity, dignity, exercise, fool, game, Games, happiness, humor, idiot, imagination, joy, laughter, moron, nourishment, pleasure, sacrifice, stupid, style, value
Gladdening Nourishment
Silliness
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Children appreciate all that is silly as a matter of course. Their grasp of humor is instinctual, and even the smallest absurdities provoke joyous gales of earnest laughter. As we age, this innate ability to see the value of silliness can diminish. Work takes precedence over play, and we have less incentive to exercise our imaginative minds by focusing on what is humorous. When we remember childhood, we may recall the pleasures of donning funny costumes, reciting nonsense poems, making up strange games, or playing pretend. This unabashed silliness nourished our vitality and creativity. We can take in this nourishment once again by giving ourselves permission to lighten up and be silly.
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "DID YOU KNOW".
Tags: African, African-American, blacks, bliss, candles, celebration, creativity, culture, earth, faith, festival, happiness, heritage, history, holidays, inspiration, joy, Kwanzaa, life, light, link, photos, self-determination, unity, values, world
Lighting Up the World
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Dec 17 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips.
Tags: beauty, choice, creativity, dream, emotion, energy, forgiveness, healing, life, love, power, quotes, thought, weight
The Weight Of The Past
Regret
Holding onto regret is like dragging the weight of the past with us everywhere we go. It drains our energy, leaving less available for life in the present because we are constantly feeding an old issue. This attachment can cause illness the same way watering a dead plant creates decay. We know that something new and beautiful can grow in its place if we only prepare the soil and plant the right seeds. We also know that we create our lives from our thoughts, so dwelling on the past may actually recreate a situation in our lives where we are forced to make the choice again and again. We can choose to move on right now by applying what we have learned to the present and perhaps even sharing with others, transforming the energy into something that is constructive and creative for ourselves and others.
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Oct 15 2008
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips.
Tags: attention, creativity, friends, gift, guidance, innovation, insight, inspiration, invention, life, perfection, relationship, source, trust, uotes, voice, wisdom
You may feel alert and inspired. Your creativity may be flowing, and all sorts of innovative ideas and revelations could come to you. Now is the time to seize pen and paper, so you can write down what comes to you. There may be a solution that you hadn’t thought of to a problem you’ve been working on, and the answer may pop into your head. If there is anything you are considering that requires you to think outside the box, now is the perfect time to do so. Let yourself be inventive. You may want to throw a theme party for a friend or make a gift for someone special.
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Oct 12 2008
