Blind Date

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z101493844.jpg Blind Date image by inlove2u_1992

 Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he’s never seen before. “What do I do if she’s ugly?” says Bob, “I’ll be with her all night.”

“Don’t worry,” Alex says, “just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don’t, just shout ‘Aaaaaauuuggghhh!’ and fake a heart attack.”

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Comments (0) Jul 28 2009

Still Waiting

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After waiting more than an hour and a half for her

date, Sarah decided she had been stood up.

Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into

pajamas and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot

chocolate and resigned herself to an evening of TV.

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Comments (0) Apr 15 2009