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Tags: belief, camp, decision, deer, eyes, fish, fishing, funny, hairstyle, hilarious, humor, jokes, kisses, laughter, man, Mathematics, morning, sleep, smiles, time, voter
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Seven guys were at deer camp. Three had to bunk two to a room.
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No one wanted to room with Steve because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn’t fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
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The first night, John slept in Steve’s room and came to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. The rest of the guys said, “Man, what happened to you?”
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He said, “Steve snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night.”
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The next night it was Garry’s turn. In the morning, same thing–hair all standing up, eyes all blood-shot. Once again they asked, “Man, what happened to you? You look awful!”
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He said, “Man, that Steve shakes the roof. I couldn’t sleep a wink. I just watched him all night.”
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The third night was Herb’s turn. Herb was a big burly guy who loved to fish and hunt — a man’s man.
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Mar 06 2010
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: , couple, decision, difference, fun, funny, happiness, hilarious, jokes, joy, kisses, marriage, single, wife, world
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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
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“You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.” Alan, age 10
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“No person really decides before they grow up who they’re going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you’re stuck with.” Kirsten, age 10
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WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
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“Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.” Camille, age 10
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“No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Inspirationals.
Tags: benefits, bliss, community, decision, development, education, environment, family, happiness, home, House, inspiration, job, joy, learning, life, love, money, motto, neighborhood, nurturing, pleasure, relationship, rest, service, sleep, success, technique, village, work
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I know one man who says he likes work. It fascinates him. He says he
can sit and watch it for hours.
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He was probably the same guy who went to his supervisor to ask for a
raise.
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“I am already planning on giving you a raise,” she said.
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“Oh, great!” he said. “When will it be effective?”
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“As soon as you are!” shouted the boss. (Do you know that man?)
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Someone said, “Find a job that you love, and you’ll never work a day
in your life.”
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Some people are fortunate enough to be able to find a job they love.
But not everyone can follow their bliss into the marketplace. I’ve
had jobs where my motto was closer to “Early to bed and early to
rise, ’till you make enough money to do otherwise.” I had to decide
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", "YUMMY FOOD FOR THOUGHT", Inspirationals.
Tags: accident, belief, blessings, boss, computer, decision, duty, employee, employer, faith, family, friends, honor, inspiration, internet, Jesus, job, life, Lord, love, man, manager, need, needs, neighbor, online, others, peace, power, prayer, psalm, smiles, source, supervisor, task, television, woman, work
The Lord is my real Boss, and I shall not want.
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He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me.
He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining.
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He reminds me that He is my Source and not my employer.
He restores my sanity everyday and guides my decisions that I might honor Him in all that I do.
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Even though I face absurd amounts of e-mails, system crashes, unrealistic deadlines, budget cutbacks, gossiping co-workers, discriminating
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Advice & Tips, Inspirationals.
Tags: ability, acceptance, accomplishment, action, beauty, belief, bliss, chances, choices, commitment, creativity, decision, dreams, encouragement, eyes, family, focus, forgiveness, friends, fun, goals, goodness, happiness, heart, hope, hugs, inspiration, investment, journey, joy, kindness, knowledge, language, learning, life, love, memories, rewards, sharing, skills, smiles, spring, success, talent, thankfulness, time, understanding, value, voice, winter, words, world
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* A–Accept *
Accept others for who they are and for the choices they’ve made even if you have difficulty understanding their beliefs, motives, or actions.
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*B–Break Away *
Break away from everything that stands in the way of what you hope to accomplish with your life.
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*C–Create *
Create a family of friends whom you can share your hopes, dreams, sorrows, and happiness with.
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*D–Decide *
Decide that you’ll be successful and happy come what may, and good things will find you. The roadblocks are only minor obstacles along the way.
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*E–Explore *
Explore and experiment. The world has much to offer, and you have much to give. And every time you try something new, you’ll learn more about yourself.
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*F–Forgive *
Forgive and forget. Grudges only weigh you down and inspire unhappiness and grief. Soar above it, and remember that everyone makes mistakes.
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*G–Grow *
Leave the childhood monsters behind. They can no longer hurt you or stand in your way.
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*H–Hope *
Hope for the best and never forget that anything is possible as long as you remain dedicated to the task.
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*I–Ignore *
Ignore the negative voice inside your head. Focus instead on your goals and remember your
accomplishments. Your past success is only a small inkling of what the future holds.
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*J–Journey*
Journey to new worlds, new possibilities, by remaining open-minded. Try to learn something
new every day, and you’ll grow.
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*K–Know *
Know that no matter how bad things seem, they’ll always get better. The warmth of spring always follows the harshest winter.
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*L–Love *
Let love fill your heart instead of hate. When hate is in your heart, there’s room for nothing else, but when love is in your heart, there’s room for endless happiness.
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*M–Manage *
Manage your time and your expenses wisely, and you’ll suffer less stress and worry. Then you’ll be able to focus on the important things in life.
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*N–Notice *
Posted: under "LOVE is LOVELY", Inspirationals.
Tags: attraction, decision, excitement, expression, family, feelings, heart, inspiration, life, love, lovingkindness, moment, passion, quotes, roses, sacrifice, scripture, time, truth, wife
I’m not sure I can always tell love from passion. One father said of
his teenaged son, “I don’t know if he’s in love or in heat!” What
teenager would know? Besides, feelings of attraction can change more
quickly than a pouty expression.But love, in its truest form, is greater than feelings. It is as much
a decision as it is a feeling.Love is what Mr. and Mrs. Strauss shared. Mrs. Isadore Strauss was one
of the few first class women passengers to go down with the Titanic in
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Jun 19 2009