Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: bar, beer, champagne, devil, drunk, funny, hell, hilarious, jokes, rum, tequila, whiskey, wine
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I’m in hell.
Devil: Hell’s not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin’ man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you’re gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, devil, elderly, funny, ghost, halloween, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, party, seniors, smiles, soul
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
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Oct 31 2008
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, cemetery, children, devil, elderly, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, laughter, man, priest, road, satan, seniors, smiles, soul, voice
On the outskirts of town, there was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day two boys filled up a bucket with nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts.
“One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,” said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out toward the fence.
Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”
He knew what it was. “Oh my,” he shuddered. “It’s Satan and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery.”
He cycled down the road as fast as he could and found an old man hobbling along with a cane. “Come here quick,” said the boy. “You won’t believe what I heard. Satan and St. Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls.”
The man said, “Shoo, you brat, can’t you see I’m finding it hard to walk as it is.” But after several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery.
Standing by the fence, they heard, “One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.”
The old man whispered, “Boy, you’ve been telling the truth. Let’s find out if we can see the devil himself.” Shivering with fear, they peered through the fence, but they were still
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Oct 16 2008
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: devil, funny, hilarious, humor, Jamaican, jokes, laughter, man, smiles, woman
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that
there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do
they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a
bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”
The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he
moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the
Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they
are all more or less the same as the German hell.
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Sep 21 2008
