Posted: under Friendship Poetry, Funny Poetry.
Tags: attention, celebration, chores, companion, computer, couple, designer, dishes, dog, fashion, friends, friendship, fun, funny, funtime, hilarious, home, House, humor, husband, internet, job, language, laughter, man, online, others, partner, smiles, style, task, time, today, treats, wife, woman, words, work
I don’t want to do the dishes,
I don’t want to do the wash,
I sprinkled clothes a week ago
And now my iron is lost!
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I don’t wanna clean the pots,
I don’t wanna rattle pans,
I wanna read my e-mail,
And chat with all my friends!
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Apr 03 2009
Posted: under "DID YOU KNOW", Advice & Tips.
Tags: calories, diet, dishes, fat, food, gravy, ingredients, nutrition, protein, recipe, sauce, seasoning, Thanksgiving, turkey
Slow Cooker Thanksgiving Turkey
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Prep Time 15 min.
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Cook Time 8 hrs.
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Serves 12
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Nov 18 2008
Posted: under Advice & Tips, Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: accident, advice, aroma, babies, baby, baker, baking, bell, bells, bowl, cake, car, child, children, chores, cologne, concentration, cooking, dad, dishes, duty, exercise, eyes, father, focus, fragrance, funny, game, girl, grand-dad, granny, hand, hands, hilarious, home, House, humor, ingredient, ingredients, job, jokes, labor, language, laughter, man, Mathematics, mother, mother-in-law, nut, nuts, odor, others, oven, perfume, phone, play, recipe, relaxation, rest, scent, sleep, smell, smiles, son, sound, sugar, tablecloth, task, taste, tips, tool, tools, treats, vision, voice, water, woman, words, work
How To Bake A Cake
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1. Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
2. Remove blocks and toy cars from table.
3. Grease pan, crack nuts.
4. Measure two cups flour.
5. Remove baby’s hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
6. Remeasure flour.
7. Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
8. Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
9. Get another bowl.
10. Answer doorbell.
11. Return to kitchen.
12. Remove baby’s hands from bowl.
13. Wash baby.
14. Answer phone.
15. Return.
16. Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
17. Look for baby.
18. Grease another pan.
19. Answer telephone.
20. Return to kitchen and find baby.
21. Remove baby’s hands from bowl.
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Sep 12 2008