Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: cemetery, companion, couple, difference, divorce, earth, eyes, funny, ghost, global, globe, hilarious, humor, husband, jail, jokes, laughter, law, license, Lord, marriage, medication, mercy, partner, pharmacist, pharmacy, photos, respect, rules, sleep, smiles, spouse, universe, wife, world
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DIVORCE VS. MURDER
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A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy,
walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eye
said, ‘I would like to buy some cyanide.’
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The pharmacist asked, ‘Why in the world do you need cyanide?’
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The lady replied, ‘I need it to poison my husband.’
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The pharmacist’s eyes got big and he exclaimed, ‘Lord have
mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband.
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That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us
in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!’
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The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
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Dec 06 2011
Posted: under Jamaican Jokes.
Tags: baby, Big Boy, class, divorce, doctor, eyes, family, father, funny, hilarious, Jamaican, jokes, minister, mother, parents, pastor, preacher, school, student, Sunday, teacher, vision
Picturesque view of a sugar plantation, Jamaica
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One day when Big Boy was in class, the teacher asked…
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“Who built the ark?”
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Student: “Big Boy, you know?”
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Big Boy: “Know wha??”
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Teacher: “That is right, Big Boy, Noah built the ark”
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Big boy went to school and heard other students using ‘raas’; not
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, anger, anxiety, bank, car, cemetery, check, companion, couple, depression, divorce, era, funds, funny, ghost, highway, hilarious, history, home, House, humor, husband, jokes, journey, language, laughter, marriage, Mathematics, money, partner, period, road, smiles, spouse, stress, time, traffic, travel, trip, vehicle, wife, words
A married couple are driving along a highway doing 60mph, the wife behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 20 years, but I want a divorce.”
The wife says nothing but slowly increases speed to 70 mph.
He then says, “I don’t want you to try to talk me out of it, because I’ve been having an affair with your best friend, and she’s a better lover than you are.”
Again the wife stays quiet but speeds up as her anger increases.
“I want the house,” he insists, pressing his luck. Again the wife speeds up, to eighty mph.
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Apr 15 2009
Posted: under "A Slice Of Life", Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, agreement, America, American, attorney, car, celebrity, cop, country, difference, divorce, doctor, earth, era, flag, funny, global, globe, health, history, humor, jokes, judge, language, laughter, law, lawyer, life, military, model, nation, nurse, officer, patrolman, period, pharmacist, pharmacy, police, redneck, relationship, rules, security, sheriff, smiles, specialist, spirit, student, surgeon, taste, taxes, time, trooper, truck, universe, values, vehicle, war, words, world, youth
I want a Divorce!!!!
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DIVORCE AGREEMENT
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THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE
IT’S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!!
WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I’LL VOTE FOR HIM.
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OUTSTANDING!
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HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!
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Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: age, aroma, attorney, color, companion, couple, court, divorce, elderly, fragrance, funny, heart, hilarious, humor, husband, jokes, judge, language, laughter, law, lawyer, letter, love, man, marriage, Mathematics, odor, office, partner, perfume, scent, seniors, smiles, spouse, Valentine's Day, wife, woman, words
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
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His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
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Feb 14 2009
Posted: under Funny and Hilarious Jokes.
Tags: divorce, funny, hilarious, husband, jokes, Thanksgiving, wife
Thanksgiving Divorce
A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before Thanksgiving and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.
“Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the father says. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her.”